It sounds terrible osuche but try a tablespoon of honey chased by another tablespoon of black pepper. It will feel like you are eating dirt but it works.

And here you probably thought I was going to go a whole other direction with my reply huh? ;)

I thought you'd offer to scratch it with your penisicle.

Oh yeah, that would've gone over well. :rofl:

you never know til you try it :p

A really good massage would really hit the spot.

sunburnt woman bouncing up & down on my penis. :hot:

A bed. Or a couch. The front seat of my car. Anywhere I can take a nap.

Ditto for me!

Mayhaps we could share... ;)

a foot rub and to be made to cum over and over til I beg to stop

Different bandage to put over where I cut my finger for baseball practice tonight. I realized earlier that the only ones I have that will work are Batman Band Aids. :D

have Batting Pratice then you band aid will be fitting.

A bed that doesnt kill my back

Swift kick in the rear

pssssssssst.....you spelled "dick" wrong. :p