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...AND ILL SHOW YOU A MOTHER WITH A NEEDLE...
SHOW ME A MAN WITH SEX ON THE BRAIN... |
and I'll show you a man that likes head!
Show me a woman with very large breast and......... |
I'll show you a guy who likes to slide his cock between them
show me a woman with an accent |
and I'll show you a man trying to pick-up a foreign lady.
Show me a man with a 12" cock....... |
and I'll show you a guy trying to impress a woman
show me a roomful of naked people |
... and I'll show you a party about to happen.
Show me a clear blue sky ... |
and I'll show you a beautiful day
show me a lunar eclipse |
... and I'll show you a person outdoors on a cool fall night. :D
Show me a nudist resort ... |
and I'll show you a guy with binoculars peering in
show me a women's shower room |
...and I'll show you someplace with a high-powered head.
Show me a man shaving... |
and I'll show you a woman who has complained about whisker rash.
Show me a woman who hates a beard. |
...and I'll show you a woman willing to make an exception.
Show me a man who had a weekend at the flea market... |
and I'll show you a man who's had a good time bargain hunting.
Show me a woman who travels a lot. |
...and I'll show you a woman who sees her SO on the weekends.
Show me a couple holding hands wherever they go... |
...and I'll show you a couple that is in love, or at least one of them is.
Show me a couple who buys adult toys... |
...and I'll show you a couple who has to stop to buy an 8-pack of batteries on the way home. :D
Show me someone whose feelings are easily hurt... |
LOL IAKG.
... and I'll show you someone who tends not to be happy. Show me a person who is excited when they see their so/spouse ... |
and I'll show you someone with a good relationship.
Show me someone who is satisfied and......... |
... I'll show you someone who can sleep peacefully.
Show me a shiny car ... |
and I'll show you a proud owner
show me a diamond ring |
... and I'll show you a happy lady.
Show me an alarm clock ringing ... |
....and I'll show you someone who sleeps well.
Show me an empty wallet... |
and I'll show you a woman with both arms full of packages.
Show me panties on the floor and.......... |
I'll show you a fanatic madly trying to steal them!!!
Show me a panty fanatic and . . . |
Is he here??!!!!I didn't mean to set him off!
Show me a beer lover and............ |
and I'll show you someone who knows every bar in the city
show me a celebrity stalker |
...and I'll show you someone with a long rap sheet.
Show me someone worried about a friend... |
Show me someone worried about a friend...... and I'll show you someone that cares.
Show me a happy face ... |
and I'll show you a picture of me after love making.
Show me bleach blonde pop star with a big ego... |
and I'll show you someone with a short career
show me someone else shovelling my driveway |
and I'll show you a very happy me. :D
Show me the snow piled up at the end of my driveway after the plow comes through ... |
...and I'll show you a man who hates to shovel
Show me a woman dripping with anticipation... |
... and I'll show you a guy dripping, too! :D
Show me a soft, warm bed ... two glasses of wine ... and some soft music on the stereo .... |
and I'll show you someone waking up from a dream ;) LOL
show me coming home to find your SO naked |
... and I'll show you how fast I can get undressed. :lust:
Show me a frost covered windshield ... |
And I'll show you two people inside that are keeping warm.
Show me a man who likes to have breakfast in bed... |
and I'll show you a wife that'll probably get even. :D :D
Show me a snow covered sidewalk ... |
...and I'll show you a woman who travels too much to shovel it.
Show me a store without shovels... |
and I'll show you a lot of people hiring people to shovel their driveways
show me a hot drink on a cold night |
...and I'll show you a woman who cuddles with her cup.
Show me a man who loves jazz.... |
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