I hope I have to work this weekend.

I wish I could catch the cold the kids have.

Eeeeew....I'd hate to be your neighbor! And I'd definately not be out there with my waterproof binoculars!

I set my lawn chair up outside, but I'm not sure if that's her on the horizon or not. :(

I'm sure glad my camera had no film!

I don't mind working late on a Friday.

I dont mind working weekends!!

I'm looking forward to the car repair bill.

I have decided to never do housework again. Just gets dirty again anyway.

I'm sorry that the weather is so nice today.

I sure hope we don't have lunch soon.

It's not gonna storm this afternoon at all.

I'm bummed my trip to Wal-Mart got called off today.

I did NOT pleasure myself twice last night!

I did. :(

I am so happy I have this cold.

I think having car problems is fun.

I look forward to weekend chores.

I so like eating salads instead of pizza or icecream.

I'm not looking forward to dinner tonight at all.

I hate all those fatty foods so I never eat them.

I am not having cigarette cravings!!!!

I'm not cheering for you several times a day.

I so disagree with DB

I love all the construction zones on the highways giving me a chance to slow to a crawl when I'm in a hurry.

I'm always sad to see the last kid go home for the day.

I'm always glad when I go to take a sip of my soda and find the glass is empty.

This day has sucked so bad!!

A day of sucking sounds like a terrible way to spend the day.

(You know it's hard to lie about things like that ... :D)

I do not have images of those sucking sounds

I sure hope I don't sleep good tonight.

I'm going to stay up all night and smut game with myself.

I'm not going to be up early this morning.

I was home and in bed nice and early last night, because I didn't to go my son's middle school for open house, then come home...make dinner for myself...do dishes...make today's lunches for the kids...do laundry and take a shower.

I wouldn't want a man that knew how to make his own dinner.

I wouldn't want my son to get busy and mow the lawn.

I encourage my son not to mow the lawn, for it would tire him out and he wouldn't be able to do nothing all day.

I did'nt register to vote today!

I love getting unexpected bills.

I am so glad this cold I have keeps hanging around.