What best describes a gay 69?

Tongue lashing

What does every woman need???:p

Disco duck and Tina Turner.

What are the only remaining sources for rhinestoned feathers?
……..or alternatively
Who are the only individuals that Ike Turner still has a pending permanent restraining order?

THC

What stands for "The Happy Cock?"

Friends, Support, Confidence

What does wearing a Jock Strap as your only dancing attire at parties give you?

Lift and seperate

What are 2 of the most important things a nursery teacher needs to be able to do with children under her care?

video cards and sound boards

What is artifical reality?

G-Strings and Pouches

What does Willie Nelson keep in his guitar case?


A six-pack

What I tell people my abs are like?...except the "six-pack" is stored behind the "Keg".

reverse hand stitching

What is a mime, with his back turned, telling a really funny joke.

Sunrise, Sunshine, Sunny-D

What are things that reach you wayyyyyy too early in the morning?

Moonshine, moonbeams, mooning

What are three words that begin with moon??


Lamp shade, red bulb and a really long pull cord!

What in the story Beauty and The Beast what piece of furniture was the porn surfing uncle turned into?

flush and fill

What do a douch bag and a toilet have in common?


Ajax, bleach, and a wire scrub brush

What will be needed to clean up the hotel room after a weekend meeting your online lover?

Stairs, bears and beers

Who is taht drunken beast upstairs?

Trojans and Michigan State

What are Condoms and Dicks? (sorry Iz!)

Punt

What do the Chicago Bears do after every three plays?

Spray paint and a wig

Who is Ronald McDonald on a bad hair day?

Falsies

What DON'T 99% of the women at Pixie's need?


Pixie Stix

Pixie Stix:

What do all pixies men have in their pants?

Major Disaster and General Calamity.

Who were in charge of the the Carter ordered rescue of the Iranian Hostages?

Catherine the Great

Name the cathy who ruled the fraternaty boys?

JOJO the clown

Who should we NOT invite to a party attended by clown-fearing Pixies?

Winken, Blinken, and Nod

What are 3 actions we use every day?


bright orange with a little green

What is one sick pumpkin.

Tight pants, stuck zipper

What are the dangers of wearing an outfit you suspect is too snug to a wedding?

Nippon

Where is it that the phallus is carried in parades?

North, East, South and West

What marks are left on your ass if you attempt to use a ships compass as a butt plug?

Hydoelectric power

What is Excellent power to supply to my vibrator????


Duck, Duck, Goose!

What do you do before walking into two bars and what does Diva give you when you finally get in?

Turkey and stuffing and a maple leaf

What were the highlights of the first ever Thanksgiving pagent starring an unknown pair of Puritans as Adam and Eve?

"what me havest no figs in this newfound land this New England?"

corn-a-couplate

What they call casual sex in Iowa?

The danger, the fun and the heat

What is sex on top of the stove?

a wedding gown, a rifle, and a bowling ball

What is necessary for every trailer-park wedding?

A fight and make-up sex

What is a good idea?

penis envy and scotch tape

rip and yeow!
 

What is an alternative to a Brazilian Wax?

The Dow Chemical Corp.

Who do you NOT want providing refreshments to your next party.

Three Men and a Little Lady.

What is a typical "scene" at swinger's mixer for little people (dwarfs) and the general populaton?

Muscle Shoals

What is a large group of strong fish?

Twiddle dee and Twiddle dum.