A royal fucking

Mine doesn't even have to be royal. Pricely will do. :D

Someone willing to help me with my "scepter." :p

lawn mower fixed.

ice cold beer or 10. :cheers:

Damn how a nice dark beer sounds tasty! :slurp:

Dark beer and a handsome man to go with it

How about cheap beer and someone that looks like Ichabod Crane? :wish:

Senorita with a couple Margaritas!

A couple senoritas with a couple Margaritas!

Not a fan of margaritas, could I have a gin & tonic?

You guys enjoy the pool, I'll go inside and make one for myself.

<--- Cheap date


Big lunch to magically appear at my desk :D

Oh never mind......... I thought you said big something else. :rofl:

Please be quiet...Mrs. WI is sleeping on the couch.



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Right this moment, I need her to run her hand across my tummy. :hot:

I think we'll be okay as long as she's not sleeping on the bottle of Tanqueray. :D


That is the gin for sin you know. :p