and I'll show you a picture of myself.


Show me a woman who likes to be creative in the bedroom......

and I'll show you a woman whose partner is never bored.




Show me a woman whose partner is not at all creative or adventurous in the bedroom...............

.......and I'll show you a woman who wonders what other men in her life are like in bed.

Show me a man whose partner is not at all creative or adventurous in the bedroom...............

And I'll show you a man who looks to the internet for satisfaction.





Show me a man with claws and horns........................

OK!


Show me a woman that likes a man with claws and horns........................

And I'll show you a woman with plenty of scratch marks........




Show me a man whose woman loves cats..........

.....and I'll show you a man that has become tolerant of cats.

Show me a man whose woman loves men..........

and I'll show you a very happy Mr. Lil:D



Show me a parrot who speaks French

and I'll show you a sex show in paris

show me a horny politician

And I'll show you a fucking liar. :D:D



Show me an honest politician..............

where? there is no such thing as an honest politician and if they say they are, they're lying.

show me a dented car

and I'll show you a car that was parked in a public parking lot.



Show me a woman who hasn't had *any* in a month..............

And I'll show you a woman who needs a good fucking.

Show me a man who has a great big smile on his face and I'll show you......

I'll show you a man who just got a good fucking :D





Show me a bed with covers on the floor.......................

And I'll show you a guy who likes the floor better because it is bigger.

Show me a woman who wants all her holes filled and I'll show you....