All the time

Have you ever stolen out of a broken vending machine?

Not guilty.

Would you report to the authorities if you saw someone's car stranded by the side of a road?

Not Guilty
Wouldn't have to...we have Motorist Assistance Patrol here...they drive around all day and look for that.

Have you ever not told someone that they had tp stuck to the bottom of their shoe because you didn't like them?

Not guilty ... although that may be because I don't recall ever seeing someone walking around with tp stuck to their shoes. :)

Have you ever checked out at a store and started to leave when you realized there was something in the bottom of the cart you hadn't paid for?

Guilty

ever ridden the bus or train and not bought a ticket?

Not guilty.

Have you ever snuck into a music concert?

Guilty

Ever snuck into the cinema?

Innocent.

Have you ever lied to your doctor?

Guilty

Have you ever driven around with an expired plate?

Guilty

Have you ever said you did something when you really forgot to do it?

Guilty


Have you ever thought you did or said something when you didn't?

Like...when coming out of anesthesia? Yep. :)

Do you like vegetables?

Guilty, as charged. (At least most.)

Do you like teasing others?

Sexually? In real life I don't do it--much. Other types of teasing, yes, I've been known to do that from time to time.

Do you buy your SO something for Valentine's Day?

nope - don't celebrate it....I love my SO all year long and don't need someone to tell me when to be romantic....I show her in other ways throughout the year - nice that way I think

did you ever forget an anniversary or birthday of your SO?