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Show me a man who loves jazz ... and I'll show you a Dave Brubeck and Miles Davis fan.
Show me a Victoria's Secret store ... |
and I'll show you a guy hanging out near the changeroom trying to catch glimpses of women trying on their lingerie....
show me a tired guy on a sunday morning |
... and I'll show you a guy that stayed up too late Saturday night.
Show me a car along the side of the road ... |
and I'll show you someone who wasn't ready for bad weather
show me someone who had too much to drink |
...and I'll show you someone who forgets her mantra
Show me a man who has no electricity... |
and I'll show you a man wishing to sleep in someone else's bed...
Show me an evening of conversation... |
...and I'll show you two people who are *trying* to be good.
Show me a man who has Monday night commitments... |
and i'll show you a man thinking of good excuses to use.
Show me a woman with a second chance... |
...and I'll show you a woman grateful for the opportunity.
Show me a man who likes shopping for electronics... |
and i'll show you someone who can show you how to use them...
show me someone out of town for work... |
...and I'll show you someone who would rather be asleep in their own bed.
((you're driving down Monday, right?)) Show me someone who likes having a travel companion... |
and i'll show you someone who doesn't have to sleep alone
Yes. In the morning. show me the fine line between flirting and going too far... |
...and I'll show you people who like treading the line.
Show me a woman with a new-found friend... |
and i'll show you lucky guy.
Show me a friendly get together |
...and I'll show you tiramisu and a pizza
Show me a woman who pizza leftovers for 2 days... |
and i'll show you someone who wants Thai food...
Show me a guy going on the road in the morning. |
((Thai? Yum!!! It's a date :D ))
...and I'll show you a man NOT staying at the Residence Inn Show me a woman not leaving until Tuesday... |
and I'll show you a man with thoughts whirling through his head...
Show me Monday Night |
And I'll show you a bunch of guys watching football.
Show me a man in a trench coat......... |
...and I'll show you a woman hoping he's wearing nothing underneath.
Show me a woman with some new toys... |
And I'll show you a woman cumming more than going. :D
Show me a man who's found his woman's stash of toys....... |
...and I'll show you a woman wondering if he'll be intrigued or disgusted.
Show me a woman who hopes he'll be intrigued... |
And I'll show you a woman who lets him watch her playing with her toys.
Show me a man who's intrigued......... |
...and I'll show you a man who can't keep his hands to himself.
Show me a woman on a mission... |
and I'll show you a man in trouble somehow...
Show me a man on a mission... |
and I'll show you a woman who's in for some very intense sex
Show me a man who's addicted to watching sports on TV..... |
and i'll show you a wife that's often ignored...
Show me a woman who is into sports... |
...and I'll show you a man who has had too much to drink.
Show me a woman who is always hungry... |
and I'll show you a woman who would like to have her mouth full...
Show me a man with a smile on his face... |
...and I'll show oyu a man thinking about the woman having her mouth full.
Show me a man who should be sleeping right now... |
and I'll show you a man too wrapped up with other things
Show me a woman with hormones out of control... |
...and I'll show you a woman who needs to take her BC pills.
Show me a man who is too wrapped up in sex... |
and I'll show you someone who usually has a smile on his face. :D
Show me a woman thinking of buying a digital cam... |
...and I'll show you a woman who still needs to do some research.
Show me a man obsessed with sexual pictures... |
and i'll show you my pics... :D
Show me someone with great taste in after dinner drinks... |
...and I'll show you an expensive date.
Show me a man who travels often.... |
and I'll show you a man who masturbates too much...
show me a woman with new toys... |
...and I'll show you a woman who would rather feel a real man next to her.
Show me a man who likes to keep momentos... |
and I'll show you a man who remembers things often...
show me a generous woman... |
...and I'll show you one that is sometimes taken advantage of.
Show me a man who is creative... |
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