Fortunately, we count proud wimps, too. :D

Unfortunately we need more proud wimps.

Fortunately there are wimps that aren't too proud who could also be counted.

Unfortunately not everyone is a wimp.

Fortunately, while not everyone is a wimp ... everyone has a rump. (Not sure that that has to do with it, but I was trying for a transition ... :D :D)

Unfortunately, some rumps are nicer than others.

TY DB, I was getting sick of that one myself.

Fortunately, there are other parts that can be considered.

Unfortunately some people only see one part and that's it.

Fortunately, that makes it easier for the rest of us.

Unfortunately, some of us are suspicious of easy things.

Fortunately, easy things tend to win converts easily.

Unfortunately, you never know how loyal those converts are.

Fortunately, things go better with Coke.

Unfortunately, I don't drink Coke.

Fortunately, there are enough people out there who do to keep the company in profitability.

Unfortunately for Coke, there is Pepsi.

Fortunately, both companies seem to be doing fairly well.

Unfortunately, I sometimes drink too much soda.

Fortunately, it really does go well with pizza.

Unfortunately, I'm not having pizza for dinner.

Fortunately, it can be used with other meals, too.

Unfortunately, the sugar is beyond my needs.

Fortunately, they do make sugar free sodas.

Unfortunately they taste like crap. (Do you know where the slang term 'crapper' came from?)

Fortunately, you can always drink water, too.

Unfortunately, a lot of the tap water tastes like chlorine. Yuck.

Fortunately, there's always bottled water, or water filters.

Unfortunately, that becomes expensive over time.

Fortunately, if you refridgerate tap water the chlorine comes out.

Unfortunately, not all of us have room in our refrigerators.

Fortunately, I threw all the body parts out of mine so I have plenty of room!

Unfortunately, the dog carried off the parts, exposing your deviance to your neighbors. :D

Fortunately, it wasn't the first time my deviance had been exposed to them. ha ha

Unfortunately, the refrigerator needed a good cleaning before the water could be stored in it.

Fortunately, we have soap for that.

Unfortunately, it didn't take care of the problem.

Fortunately, we can use the refrigerator of my missing neighbors! Oops, did I say that out loud?

Unfortunately, their house is locked.

Fortunately, no home is hard to break into.

(((I like your style, Denny))

Unfortunately, we have morals and probably wouldn't do it. Although we obviously have no problem with killing the neighbors, invading the house is something else...