I wish I could catch a cold. ^^^come here and :x: me!

Touching another person with your lips? :yikes: You mean people really do those things?

I really liked the loaner car i had

Paying out all the money for car work is the highlight of any day.

Not as much fun as cleaning up after your lovely pets!

I love the sound of a dish breaking.

I adore the sound of breaks squealing.

And isn't it delightful when kids are screaming at church or the movies?

Oh I just adore that!

Don't you love it when the waitress spills a drink all over you!

Or when someone sneezes at the table. :)

Or when someone sneezes at the salad bar!

Or when the salad dressings get messy and mixed

Or when you find a bug in your food...

Don't you love it when the power goes out.

I just love working on a Saturday

Weekends are way too long.

Don't you love it when the ladies are gone?

Man, life has sure been easy since I won the $250 million lottery a couple weeks back!

I'm glad I told them I didn't want it so that you could win it jackthomas12.

I'm soooooooooooooo looking forward to the shitload of windows i'll be cleaning all week

I was thinking I'd fly down there to help you. :boink:

I love doing windows. :p

I enjoy being bored.

I think I'll get a job just so I'll have something to be late to.

I think I will go rob a bank and travel some.

I want to have another day just like today.

I'm thinking of flooding my basement and putting in for a billion or so in federal assistance.

I find flirting to be completely offensive.

Naked pictures are pretty rude too...and I'd NEVER make any special requests!

I wouldn't want to see naked pics either! Especially not of hot, sexy Irish men and their hard, throbbing bits.

Who showed you!!!^^^

I'd never encourage such behavior!

Never partake of it either.

I'm thinking about becoming a prude and boycotting all sex boards.

I'm glad you finally got the hint.

I'd sure hate to be the one that would have to teach Tess all the things she should NOT do on her quest to be a prude. :)

I don't find any of this amusing

Don't you just hate coming to Pixies each day?

I believe him compeletely.

My sandwich sucked.

I don't think DB could teach me a thing.

^^^ didn't make me think of sandwiches at all.