Who are the Southern Cousins of Twiddle 'Dis and Twiddle 'Dat?
(yeah you know the the guys they live with uncle "I got yer twiddle right here")


lickity split

What do we call it when Lixy poses for pics with her legs spread ... :D

Closer, closer, still closer!

What is the English translation of how to do the “orgasm ritual” from the cunnilingus experts of the Mom-Back Tribe of Western Rwanda?

The Blue Line

What do they call erections in the cold?

Tisk, tisk, tush.

What is the Pixies version of duck, duck, goose?

chocolate moose

Bullwinkle's holiday look-a-like.

Baby oil and diapers

What are needed for sex at the old folks home?

Up, up and away!

Where do you keep your "girlie" magazines and your gun?


Ho Ho's, Ding Dong's, and Twinkies

What is laughing over a cumming cock?

Past, present, future

What are promises, promises, promises?? ;) :D

Ouija Board, Tarot Cards and a Crystal Ball

What are the basic tenses?

Captain Hook

What are usefull items at a halloween party?

G.I. Joe, Barbie and Ken

Who were caught in a torrid 3-way in one of the trailers on the set of "Toy Story 2"

Great Barrier Reef

What is a rubber rolled up like a sail?

Rocky Mountain High

Where do you go to get Rocky Mountain oysters and marijuana greens. ( also where John Dever made his last landing )

fur lined hancuffs

What is a posse of pussies? ( Oh, oh, I'm in trouble now :) )

Striptease

What is Jennaflower practicing? (see her pics)

four poster

Who were Murphy, Sugarsprinkles, DIcksbro and South?

Cup, plate, saucer

What covers your genitals, protects your brain and carries aliens?

Athens, GA and Sycracuse, NY

What are two cities east of the Mississippi and south of Toronto?

Corn, wheat, and rice

What types of fields are conducive for sex?

A thread, a flirt and a big finish

What is a g-string wearing nyphomanic that delivers?

peaches and cream

What is the corn that Sharnie uses when her batteries run out?? ;)


Not a happy camper

What are the feelings of the person who found their hotel was overbooked?

Oh boy ... it's election day!

What is the exclamation a Japanese fellow makes after he has just taken Viagra for the first time?

Polling Place

LMAO South ...

Where the pole vaulter aims to set his pole (at least one of the places for one of his poles)

School

What is an Autodidacts' nightmare?

Prince Charles

Who is NOT the most handsome royal????


London Bridge, Tower of London, and Buckingham Palace

What are all places Prince Charles has fucked his brains out???

sky writting and a drunk pilot

What is Fuckd uPeD men-pened-ship?

And the Beanstalk

What is the great dildo to the sky?

A rake and a shovel

What does mistress keep in her toy chest to help train errant farmers??

figures and compulsatories

What are cute gals and hard cocks?

Cold winds and warm fireplaces

What is spending a night in the Great white North with Diva would bring??


squiggles and giggles

What happens when your man wears a French tickler?

Rollercoaster of Love

What lovers do ... go up and down, up and down, up and down

cinstipation

When it is against the law of God to be constipated?
(I believe that this is the basis for the followers of "Enemaism" or as they like to be known "Children of the Lower Colon" or "The Followers of the Post Great Flood Saints")

a Tight Wad

what is the slang term for a virgin's tampon?

light load

What do you consider her when she mounts you and you feel nothing?


Cocksure

What is knowing why the Rooster crossed the road?

Mack Truck.