Good news is, you're here now, DB.

Bad news is that DB is otherwise occupied...

Good news is that we can take his place willingly.

Bad news is there are six forms to be filled out in triplicate before applying for the position.

good news is I'm quite used to having to fill out paperwork , so that stipulation poses no problem at all :P

Bad news is that they have to be filled out in blood. :D

good news is I'd find someone to act as a stand-in double :P

Bad news, the stand in was a vampire.

Good news is, he'd just "ate."

bad news is I remembered to save something for everyone else instead of hogging you all to myself <eg>

Good news is that there are others willing to take my place.

bad news is that i can only seem to get on when there is nobody on

Good news is that you are here now.

Bad news is I have replaced him and I haven't eaten.

Good news is that now your here you can eat to your hearts content.