This Coop's mail list I am on, sure has some funny ones......LOL

This one just cracked me up.........ROFLMAO:D :D :D :D

let it snow!!!!

TONGUE
 

I realize that the snow is not flying yet, however I thought that this was to good to pass up.

FIRST DATE
 

Keep your first date formal.

PERFECT CUSTUME
 

Hallowen is coming! Here is a suggested custume that is sure to get you all the pussy you can handle.

HOLLOWEN COSTUME
 

On the same line of thinking, here is another costume for you.

Here ya go :whiteghos

Fang
 

Your turn for Hall Monitor?

Don't think I've posted this before.

This one is just toooooo true!!!!!!!! :D

Since I have been a member here, I have always said it's not the size of the cock it's how active it is....

Anyone have one just as active like this one :D????

Subject: The ages of man
 

From a 50 something male friend:

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl. But, she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So, I decided that I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 30, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on one thing. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 41, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 55 and looking for a girl with very big tits. :D

Now I know why men enjoy fishing so much!!! :D

Re: Subject: The ages of man
 

Diva

Truth is a sad thing.

I got my girl with big tits at 45

Fishing!
 

Ya Diva that is it!
I love to fish, drink beer and get head!