"Oh, you guys are just begging to face the moose." -Dib

Chicken: "Hey, you're not blind."

Blind Mudpuddle Johnson: "Yeah, but Blind Mudpuddle sounds better than Astygmatism Mudpuddle, or Slightly Myopic Mudpuddle."

Oblong dad: "Why are they putting a sombrero on a beaver?"

*beaver explodes*

Company president: "I think you have your answer."

HAHAHAHAH! That was the first episode I'd ever seen and I was in the hospital after having a cecearian section and I like to busted my stitches over it!

*ahem* La la la la.... *ahem* LAAAAAAA!!

DO...... the stuff... that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... a long way to get beer..
SO...... I'll have another beer...
LA...... I'll have another beer...
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...
(Looks into an empty glass)

D'OH!

We ... ah ... (hic) ... er ... all kno' da ... (hic) ... sund ... er ... tu hands ... (hic) ... clapping (kin we say dat on der in-her-nit) ... (hic) ... ba whet's da sund ... er ... of one han ... (hic) ... clappin.

ROTFLMAO :D :D

"Hey, look at me. I'm a tea-suckin', loafer-wearin' snooty guy." -Bravo

"I dunno who you are or how you got so pretty, but there's only room for one Johnny in this house!" -Bravo

"Is there any way we can enhance your dining experience by hurting an animal?" -Chinese waiter

"No time for jokes, Smithers. Come on, we're going womanizing." -Mr. Burns

Gloria: "We're in love!"

Snake: "Don't say that, baby. I'm gonna win you back if I hafta pistol-whip this guy all night."

Mom: "Honey, last night you were up until dawn trying to circumcise ants."

Milo: "That's not crazy, it's just good hygiene."

"Eskimo Joe, you ol' whale-stabber! How are ya?" -Bob Oblong

"It's right outta Norman Rockwell; a boy and his narcoleptic dog." -Bob Oblong

"How ya like me now, chinstrap?" -Captain Murphy