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and i'll show you a happy (or concerned) woman...
Show me someone with a 1 track mind... |
...and I'll show you a man surfing Pixies late on a Sunday night.
Show me a woman who wants to read a book... |
and I'll show you someone who is also stuck on Pixies on a Sunday night...
show me an available Monday evening... |
...and I'll show you a woman with a craving for Thai.
Show me a man who gets out of his working commitments... |
and I'll show you a man who'll take Thai as a start to the evening...
Show me some Tiramisu... |
...and I'll show you a woman craving something sweet.
Show me a woman who is going to go work now... |
and I'll show you someone who'd better shower after... :D
Show me my bed... |
...and I'll show you a man who doesn't spend much time in it.
Show me an airplane... |
and I'll show you the start of a very long week.
Show me another hotel room... |
...and I'll show you a woman who expects a better experience THIS week.
Show me a person who has a sinus infection... |
and I'll show you someone in need of some TLC
Show me a movie with no redeeming moral qualities... |
...and I'll show you a movie so good it has 2 sequels.
Show me a man who likes meat and potatoes... |
... and I'll show you a man that likes to dive in and lick the plate.
Show me a g-string ... |
...and I'll show you a woman wearing a short skirt headed out on a hot date.
Show me a woman who prefers sleeping nude... |
... and I'll show you a husband that prefers to sleep with his eyes open.
Show me a person with a snowball in their freezer... |
And I'll show you someone shocked as hell in the summer when they get hit by that snowball.
Show me a man trying to buy sexy lingerie for his S/O............ |
...and I'll show you a man hoping for a model.
Show me a woman who is full and wants a nap... |
and i'll show you someone still chatting on pixies...
Show me a man ready to be done with work for the day... |
...and I'll show you a man hoping for an invitation.
Show me a woman who is dripping wet... |
and i'll show you a woman anxious to extend an invitation.
Show me a free evening. |
...and I'll show you a man hoping to get laid.
Show me a woman dusting off her mantra... |
and i'll show you someone thinking about putting it in storage for a while...
Show me another hotel room... |
...and I'll show you a man not staying at the Residence Inn
Sho me a woman who has a 6 am flight... |
and i'll show you someone who needs to take care of things early the night before...
Show me a week on the road... |
...and I'll show you someone who'd rather be petting her cat.
Show me someone who lives too far away... |
and i'll show you very few opportunities...
Show me a woman laying naked on her bed (sorry... distracted by osuche's av) |
...and I'll show you a woman who is no longer in chat. Her hands are too busy :D
Show me a man leaving work... |
and i'll show you a man looking for a place to go
Show me a woman with busy hands... |
...and I'll how you a woman who's chatting (and nothing else, you perv!)
Show me a man thinking about cookies... |
... and I'll show you a very normal feller. :)
Show me a woman in a nightie ... |
...and I'll show you a woman ready for bed
Show me a man who looks up women's skirts... |
and i'll show you someone who may get some jail time
(none for me yet) Show me a good meal... |
and I'll follow you anywhere.
Show me a good time and..... |
...I'll follow you to San Diego
Show me a man who flirts... |
and I'll show an old horny devil.
Show me a woman who flirts back....... |
...and I'll show you a woman waiting for you to show up.
Show me a woman with lots of travel in her future... |
........and I'll show you a lady with lot's of frequent flyer miles to burn.
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Your question, darling?
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SHOW ME A WOMAN WITH A SEXY BOTTOM AND i'LL......
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... show you a man who has to spank it :D :p
Show me a man who is totally kissable... |
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