Fortunately some of us can suppress those morals long enough to do something that pleases us.

Unfortunately, we use this supression talent exclusively for sex...and have no energy left for B&E (breaking and entering)

Fortunately, when sex is not available other outlets are.

Unfortunately, there are no outlets close by. :D

Fortunately...there is Delta.

:D :p :D

Unfortunately...there's no airport near me operating Delta within 90 miles or so. :D

Fortunately, there is Expedia, who can choose the best airline...and National, in case we need to drive the 90 miles (it's not that far!)

Unfortunately, you might get lost coming here, as the closest freeway is about an hour. :D

Fortunately, I'm pretty good at map reading.

Unfortunately, you can't read a map and drive at the same time.

Fortunately, he can bring friends to help!

Unfortunately, there may be no friends available.

Fortunately, I can lend you some.

Unfortunately, you're pretty far away. :)

Fortunately the roads go all places needed to be gone to.

Unfortunately, some of us don't live near freeways, and it takes longer to get there.

Fortunately we have extremely powerful cars and like to speed like the devil.

Unfortunately some of us cause tragic accidents.

Fortunately cars are made stronger now.

Unfortunately, that sometimes doesn't help.

Fortunately, the sexy paramedics will help!

Unfortunately, we all don't have sexy paramedics. :D

Fortunately, we have sexy Pixie men.

Unfortunately, most of them are out of our reach.

Fortunately all Pixie's are here to see without a plane ride.

Unfortunately, that doesn't satisfy the urge to touch.

Fortunately, we can touch ourselves.

Unfortunately, that's not quite the same.

Fortunately it's still a lot of fun!

Unfortunately I can't watch.

Fortunately that's what cameras are for!!

Fortunately, you'll get lots of views.

Unfortunatley the batteries on my camera
are dead

fortuneately you can buy batteries for ALL you items that need batteries!!

unfortunately its sunday so the store is closed

Fortunately the Sunday phone rates are low, so you can just call me and describe everything in great and delicious detail.

Unfortunatly the phones are out, so you can't call at all.

Fortunately, your computer is up and running.

Unfortunately, you have dial-up, and the line is busy.

Fortunately we have ways around the busy signal.