Pepsi can, plate, fork, papers

batteries, digital thermometer, stamps, hair clip

scissors, dollar bill, jewelers screwdrivers, coffee cup

telephone book, real estate listings, box of kleenex, my stove beckoning me to fix dinner. :(

pants, shirt, socks, belt

shoes, comb, daughter, paper towel

shoes, brush,pop can, cucumber

I could say something, but I won't.

Lincoln log, hand fan, glasses, horny IAKG

bowl, glasses, shorts, horny Kleclere

Hmmmmm... :D

bandana, tap shoes, cowboy hat, wooden sword

cock ring
lotion
condoms
leather g-string
****and much more, but thats my list of 4 for now:P***

Bra, thermometer, watch that *still* needs a battery, still horny IAKG

jeans, t-shirt, arms, legs

talented tongue, breasts, hard nipples, wet pussy

my cock, my hard cock, images of IAKG , hard cock again

salivating tongue, nipples that, for some reason, have gotten harder, even wetter pussy...did I mention wet pussy?

cock, hard cock, moist cock, gooey cock ... kleenex.

pretzels, Mt. Dew, tape recorder, turtle toy

medicine bottle, scissors, $3.30, digital camera

*did you say digital camera?*

cell phone, engagement ring, water bottle, wet osuche


:D


from spilling the water...silly...get your mind out of the gutter.

OMG...I've turned into a perv. That's *exactly* where my mind was. :D

Yep, digital camera. :D

sipply cup, jeans, black sandals, telephone book

Hmmmmmmm that's funny...............I've got a digital camera too!!!:D:D


digital camera, regular camera, diet Vanilla Pepsi, gardening book

saucer, wine cooler, head with headache, burnt plastic :D

phone, pen, notebook, outline for music paper.

bottle, letters, glasses, hard-on

half-empty wine cooler, empty sippy cup, empty shoe, empty pussy :D

full lunch cooler, full water bottle, full boots, full testicles

cordless telephone (dead), four copies of "The Night Before Christmas," a name badge, still empty pussy

Beam me up, Scottie!

sack, stick, rack, prick

It's Dr. Seuss in the Smut Games! :D :p :D

fingernail clippers, keys, headset, ummm....empty pussy

LMAO @ Dr. Seuss :D

phone, foot massager, Lifesavers, Post-Its

pen, phone card, meat, something to fill IAKG's empty pussy

What would that be, dear? :D

crying child, dish towl, stamps, hopefully-not-empty-for-long pussy :D :p :D

kissable lips, wonderful hands, chest to die for, strong legs

I really need to mix it up on the desk top!

CDs, baseball hat, extra mouse, cellphone

Wine Cooler, extra computer memory sticks, TV remote, cell phone

address book
cell phone
ashtray
coffee mug

Telephone, key ring, unsharpened pencil, kleenex

quilt frame, elmo, candle holders, fish