Do you know about the frog that wanted to borrow some money from the bank. He was having trouble because the banks financial officer, Mr. Pattiiwaque, didn't want to give him money when the only collateral he had was a small ivory elephant. Regardless of the frogs claims he was good for it because his Dad was Mick Jagger, the man still refused. Eventually the bank president overheard the discussion and went to see if he could help. He recognized the frog immediately but the financial officer thrust out the ivory elephant and asked about it... The president of the bank replied,

"Well, it's a knick knack Pattiwaque, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

you know ya want this pun-spewin harpy....*lixxxx and tosses ya another one for the road*

Once upon a time there was a community that was hassled by friars forcing people to buy flowers at gunpoint. The whole town was in an uproar. "What do we do?" they wondered.

The town alcoholic suggested that his cousin Hugh could rectify the situation. Sure enough Hugh took care of the problem. The moral of the story: Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

This is all VERY strange..... what am I missing?!?! :confused:

Aww, who cares...... it's kinda fun!! :)

DM

missing? nothing that I know of *shrugs and heads off all innocent*

*tosses a tic tac at Silky and grins* do somethin bout the halitosis monkeyboy, it's startin to smell like rotten bananas on this thread..................*flashes Kitten claws and points to the dogs* go chase a greyhound Big-shoog Daddy

*tosses up another pun to welcome Silky when he gets online tonight*

I was walking through Smurfland. My clumsy foot stepped on something. I yelled, "Oh, no! Did I Papa Smurf?"