As long as I don't have to wipe anyones ass!

Does dignity prevent this......or are you just trying to get me to say please? :p

One would have assumed dignity would preclude mentioning this action but alas . . .

So sorry. *bows & looks humble*

wild thang!

:dizzy: :jester:

I'm sure yall have seen this before, but it fits the thread ...

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen

TY dancingrugger!

Perfect!