Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the freeway! It is Musketeer, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

^^^I like that one:p

Lo! Who is that, stalking out of the tundra! It is Steph, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you like it's my job, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"

Zang! Who is that, running along the hotel lobby! It is Celticangel, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She roars ominously:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

"I'm going to fuck you with such reckless abandon, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

Whatever.

Zang! Who is that, rampaging across the wasteland! It is SuccubusKitty, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries thunderously:

"I'm going to fuck you into the fourth dimension, and throw you out the airplane door!!"

Stalking over the fields, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Lixy! And she gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to hump you until you turn inside-out!!"



OMG! At first read, I thought it said hair extensions! LOL!

lmao.....you are slaying me today^^

Who is that, skulking across the cliffs! It is Eliza, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She screams gutterally:

"I'm seriously going to hump you so hard, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!":hot:

Skulking amidst the plains, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Lost! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"

Who is that, prowling through the terrain! It is SouthernCharm, hands clutching a burning branch! She screams vengefully:

"I'm going to torment you like it's my job, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

Hark! Who is that, prowling over the wasteland! It is Nice Guy, hands clutching a burning branch! He bellows apocalyptically:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

Running amidst the terrain, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Denny! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see until everything has croaked!!!"