May the blue-bird of happiness crap on your keyboard.

According to the syndicated column "The Straight Dope," a 16th or 17th century exclamation in Catholic Spain was "I shit in the five wounds of Christ."

In Greece this is a common one, your mother lays with goats, try it & see the reaction you get. diffuses a situation beautifly!

LarryL---That doesn't strike me as that funny,perhaps because
today is 12yrs WITHOUT alcohol,for me.That might prejudice me,
somewhat!121/2 yrs ago,I would have thought that it was funny,
as could be! Irish

this is out of one of my favorite books "May the IRS find that you deduct your sheep as an entertainment expence"