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Mercury_Maniac

08-12-2004 12:19 AM

well seeing how i've never been laid,

20 and half years,

try and beat that !!! :jester:

osuche

08-12-2004 01:49 AM

3 weeks...but I am hoping to end my dry spell tomorrow. Yay me!

Loulabelle

08-12-2004 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilith

I need it but I refuse to say when I had it last. I don't think I could withstand the bludgeoning today. Regardless I could use some lovin'.

I'mwith you on this one Lil......it's so true that the more ya have the more ya want.

GingerV

08-12-2004 02:50 AM

Two words I've never used together...enough sex.

Still, in cases of dire emergency...I'm sure there are Pixies willing to volunteer their services ;).

Belial

08-12-2004 03:05 AM

Last time I was inside a woman was June 11, 1982.

No prizes for guessing the significance.

kathy1

08-12-2004 03:52 AM

*points to the growing pile of spent batteries accumulating in the corner*

Please don't make me think about how long it's been.

Catch22

08-12-2004 06:07 AM

Ah yes, but things are real bad when you have to buy your own birthday cake!

Bardog

08-12-2004 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imaginewithme

I can't seem to get it enough......before my first surgerya few years ago I would MAKE myself do it once a month....then after the surgery I swore my doctor left the "turned on" switch in the on position. But, like Lilith, I won't say when the last time was..... I think I could all day and still need it again the next day.

I wonder how much it would take to bribe a Doc to preform such a procedure on my wife?

For me it's been long enough that I have forgotten which one of us gets tied up

Steph

08-12-2004 12:41 PM

LOL I need new batteries, too. It's been at least a month but I've been happy single. My ex, on MSN right now, says he feels like it's been *a lot* longer. :D

Eros	08-12-2004 12:47 PM

Since January....good god somebody help!!!!..LOL

Lilith

08-12-2004 12:50 PM

I don't need to get laid.....I need to fuck the hell out of someone;)

skyler_m

08-12-2004 12:53 PM

damn. i guess i don't have it so bad afterall...

Lilith - are you taking volunteers?

Eros	08-12-2004 12:55 PM

Gets in line behind Skyler

Lilith

08-12-2004 12:57 PM

not sure a line is necessary today...I could probably hurt you both simultaneously.

Must be the barometric pressure;)

WildIrish

08-12-2004 12:59 PM

I'm absolutely rabid right now. If someone told me to go fuck myself, I'd ejaculate prematurely.

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