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^^^EEWwwwwwwwww.... what a mental picture!!!!^^^^

When wife and I were dating, we took a walk in the woods and came upon a field and brook with a beaver dam. Sitting down to enjoy it all we ended up attacking each other and afterwards while catching our breath, her startled gaze was followed by mine. Several cows had gathered and were watching us. This was a first for my city girl! :D

My hand flew off the end of my pecker and I wacked my funny bone on the edge of the bathroom vanity. Well, now it seems funny. ha ha

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Originally Posted by lorri

Many years ago, my then boyfriend and I had decided we were alone enough on a secluded part of the English coastline to have a little outdoor fun on the beach.
We spent quite alot of time kissing and touching, but sure enough things went further and we ended up having a good 'shag' on the beach in the middle of the day.
Our clothes and things were scattered around us on the sand, and neither of us had realised that a dog had run off with one of my shoes , until the very kind owner walked up to us - shoe in hand - us still naked and passionately making love - and said "I'm sorry to bother you, but I have to get home for dinner and I've waited as long as I could without disturbing you - I just wanted to return this to you as my dog appears to have run off with it!"
My boyfriend just turned around and said "thanks mate" and carried on his merry way. I am so glad that the most the poor man could see of me from the position we were in was just my backside LOL

I still get a flush of embarassment rush to my face when I think of it now! :rofl:

Lorri

i just realised i read this at the time and it made me smile back then too, very funny

One night when we thought our first son was asleep we started out having a great night...my wife ended up on top and just as we were both close to climax I heard my 2 1/2 year old son say "Yay! Ride em cowboy, Mommy!" He had snuck into the room, climbed on the bed, and jumped on my wife and played cowboy! We were both died! I put him back to bed, read him a story, and went back to my room...we then got the giggles and that ended our night...we now lock the door...