My mom was always good for this one

You can make you bed and lay in it too - wouldn't that mess up the bed?

why do people who are about to be rude always start by saying "I'm not being rude, but..."

I also knew someone once who would frequenlty tell me "I'm not being condescending but...". Surely he if wasn't being condescending he would let me make my own mind up!

:bump:

too cute

Using "Built like a brick sh*thouse" as a compliment? Is that like saying you look like a well-constructed latrine? :yikes:

why so people get called a "rough diamond" when they really mean that they are a murderous thug who should be locked in Elevenworth until his legs grow sufficiently enough for his knuckles to no longer drag on the floor?

... and we drive on parkways. :rolleyes2

No matter how big the blankets are the other person always ends up with them.

If a donkey is an ass
and a sheep is a ram
then why is a ram in the ass a goose?

lol, nice one jay-t

What's really odd is that a woman will put on a pair of panties, but only one bra...

A chick pea is neither a chick, nor a pea. :confused:


And something I learned in Savannah...


Spanish Moss is neither Spanish, or moss! It's actually a member of the pineapple family!