Hi ya all, I had a ex bf who had a hole in the side of his cushion, so you can imagin what he used that for :confused:

I also had a friend who was so horny and her batt's ran out on her vib, she stuck a condom on a candel and used that..... omg :rolleyes:

I walked into the Kitchen and there she was .............. Nice and Ripe for the taking. Her curves were in all the right places but I knew she was still a Virgin. I decided then to end her Virginity ................. I took out a small Paring knife and widdled a hole out about the size of me Willy. That was the best Watermelon I ever had. :eek: (I believe I was about 17 when this took place and I had just picked this Melon from the field .............. it was hot on the inside to say the Least ............. too bad no one ever got any of that HOT HOLE ................ that would have been a Gang Bang to write about) LMAO.

:D

I used the vaccum cleaner once. It was an interesting experience. Least of all it sure took a whole new meaning to blow job!!

Leather Sofa
 

If layed face down you could slide penis between the cushions and well you can guess the rest.

If you got cum on my leather sofa I'd beat you unmercilessly ;) :spank:

was not a problem
 

Under the cushions was a wooden base I could place a towel on the floor. I never left anything behind, but I did almost get caught once. Was doing something realy stupid.

Easyman........ :roflmao: :roflmao: you're such a pig!!!! :D


I guess I haven't been very creative, but I did pee on an electric fence at the farm once! And I looked like this >>>>>>>>>>>>>> :yikes:

Osuche, next time you NEED to demo to a friend, you can use my penis! :)

Thank you Coaster!! I just fucked a cantaloupe the other day. :loveshowe I was going do do it in the truck but figured if I got stopped by the cops I could be charged with a drive by fruiting! :cuffs: :roflmao: