I kissed a girl right after she had finished a cigarette once.

I repeat... Once.

Do Not use honey in oral sex, you can not get it all off ... eeeeewwwww

Fucking on the floor without pillows or cushions...never ever again.

The 100% resistance factor was making her cum like crazy but the friction burns to my knees did NOT feel sexy at all!

OMG NO! :faint:

Picnic time in the summer...get the coals going and put the spuds in foil and bank the charcoal...wait...wait...walk into the woods to be alone...forgot about mosquitoes...two nekkid bodies in the woods is a signal for a blood feast!

The sex was fun but scratching the mosey bites for the next days wasn't a fun reminder :69:

Tom

Gag reflex, LOL.

Is there a problem, PF? :D

Not for me ;)

Mae,

Still haven't had that chihuahua removed?

OF...Well, I did try by launching myself into a dry cleaning window. Unfortunately the tenacious little bugger wouldn't let go. :D

They're bred for their aggression and tenacity.

True, true...I'm still picking toenails out of my neck.

Reminds me of a girl I dated in high school.

^^why, was she a real bitch?

No, silly girl!



She was only 18" tall, weighed less than four lbs & was covered with fur. :p