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CrouchingBuddha 12-13-2006 11:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jude30
I have heard this before and if it's true my boss's dick would have to be a foot long for him to even see it. The man is pushing 500 lbs.


Based on the theory proposed here, that with every so many pounds you lose you gain an inch...wouldn't that be the other way around, that he'd have a small penis since he hasn't lost any weight?

Or are you refering to a different 'this' that you've heard of?

I'm probably quite lost. Cary on.

rockintime 12-14-2006 04:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by IowaMan
..."little IowaMan" didn't seem to grow at all. :(


LMAO...since you're such a baseball fan, I'm surprised you don't call it "Louisville Slugger" or "The Grand Salami".

rockintime 12-14-2006 05:14 PM

Was going to just give a link here but since it was a blog site, wasn't sure if that was proper, so here's the info that was in it:

"Dr. Oz on Oprah: 35 lb weight loss equals one inch of...
...growth in a man's penis length.
'I never heard THAT before!' Oprah exclaimed to Dr. Oz as he returned to her show, advising overweight men that extra girth around the belly and groin area can actually subtract from the length of the penis."


Hmmmmm....

Well...not that I don't trust Dr. Oz, but I figured a test was in order...
since I certainly wasn't going to LOSE 35 pounds while typing this post, I still decided to do an independent test...
Set my scale so it SHOWED I was 35 pounds lighter...and LO and BEHOLD...

ANOTHER INCH!!!!!

(I'm sure it had nothing to do with the 5 viagras I gulped down). :D

IowaMan 12-14-2006 10:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockintime
LMAO...since you're such a baseball fan, I'm surprised you don't call it "Louisville Slugger" or "The Grand Salami".

:rofl: There was a day when he had a baseball nickname but now he gets a bit self conscious out in public so he just goes by little IowaMan.

dks69 12-15-2006 07:48 AM

gain an inch
 
Its the guy who does all the health stuff on TV - Can't think of his name. He was on TV the other day and in his book he claims an overweight man who loses 35 pounds will gain an inch of visible penis length.

If this is really true - Its time to lose 70 pounds!!!

CrouchingBuddha 12-15-2006 12:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by dks69
Its the guy who does all the health stuff on TV - Can't think of his name. He was on TV the other day and in his book he claims an overweight man who loses 35 pounds will gain an inch of visible penis length.

If this is really true - Its time to lose 70 pounds!!!


Again, the key words here are 'overweight' and 'visible'. If fat builds up on your pubic area, to the point of which you're obese, then that's going to crowd around your cock and make the base become obscured by the surrounding fat. And if you lose that extra padding, it'll become visible again.

If you're 70 Ibs overweight, and you lose it, then yeah, you'll gain a VISIBLE inch, but not a functional inch. The penis doesn't change, everything else is. It's just an optical illusion...a rather pleasing and fun one, but an optical illusion nonetheless. And if you're 70 Ibs overweight, there are other possibly (but not necicarrily) more valid reasons to lose that weight.

And if you're not 70 Ibs overweight, you're penis won't even look different, except for the fact that it'll be attatched to a really hungry skeleton. And who wants that? :huh:

CrouchingBuddha 12-15-2006 12:58 PM

BTW, I'm not trying to be an ass here and rain on anyones parade or anything. I just don't want anyone trying to run with this idea when it's not going to help any. The last thing Pixie needs is for all its men to suddenly become anorexic.

Oh yeah. :withstupi

WildIrish 12-15-2006 04:07 PM

:yikes:


I just realized that the camera adds 10lbs!







Than means my penis is slightly larger than it appears. ;)

CrouchingBuddha 12-15-2006 04:31 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
:yikes:


I just realized that the camera adds 10lbs!







Than means my penis is slightly larger than it appears. ;)


That's only if the camera doesn't add 10Ibs to your penis :D

WildIrish 12-15-2006 05:08 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by CrouchingBuddha
That's only if the camera doesn't add 10Ibs to your penis :D



That explains why my back is so sore. :p




Not to mention her front. :yikes:

GingerV 12-20-2006 05:34 PM

<-- looks over at the 4 lbs of pork loin she's about to fix for dinner....has a sudden image of what the 10 lb penis would look like, blanches, and primmly crosses her legs.

YIKES! ;)

IowaMan 01-10-2007 09:36 AM

Okay, so the topic is whether or not a penis will gain size after weight loss. Is it possible for the opposite to happen? Will the thing get smaller if the guy loses weight? Here's why I ask.

Over a year ago I lost about 40 lbs. after getting really sick. I've put about 20 of that back on and thought nothing had changed "down there." I was looking around here and came across some pics another Pixies guy had posted and thought, "HOLY CRAP DUDE!" Got me wondering how I would "measure up" so I started thinking of a special Pixie and BAM!!! there was Little IowaMan in all his glory, or so I thought.

Things seemed to be normal for him but the final tally was less than it used to be by about an inch. :confused: He used to be just over nine at full strength but yesterday he was stretching to hit eight. WTF????

I mean, when I did the measuring I was feeling pretty crappy, would that have anything to do with it?

I'm not necessarily concerned about it or anything but it sort of threw me. Felt like George Costanza and his shrinkage. But this was before I took about a half hour bath. :rofl:

Matticus 01-10-2007 02:30 PM

I think the myth started over "usable" size as opposed to visable.

If a person is really over weight, they may not be able to use as many inches on their loved on. Hence, it grows (in the view of your mate) when you lose weight. :loveshowe


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