A dirty old man...


...or so I've heard...

:d

I'm kind of partial to dirty old men myself. :D

'Typical' isn't it?!


*runs and hides for being cheeky and sexist*

ok. so the cougars get the boy toys and the dirty old men get...what? what's a dirty old man's conquest called?

An Open Wallet

:kissass:

:hump:
careful where you aim that thing, i'm usually prepared. :p

:banghead:

Unless we're the ones cooking. :p

"what's an older guy who trolls for young women called?"

Optimistic.

Mad at dad?

Alive! :nod:

Not for long if his missus catches him.

pfft to both of you :p

Kleenex.