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gekkogecko 05-30-2007 09:11 AM

Neh, rules. Unimportant.

Mercury_Maniac 05-30-2007 09:23 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Loulabelle
Oh I gave up reading after about half way.....just another example of how porn stars are completely ignorant about sex.

I feel sorry for the guy who's only encountered women who behave the way he describes. Most of us are NOT like that, and if he chooses that kind of woman that's his own fucking fault. It wasn't even written in a slick enough way to be funny - the man needs to spend less time obsessing about women who clearly don't care about him enough to give him good sex and get himself an education.

What a tosser.



i was under the impression that a woman wrote this.

Loulabelle 05-30-2007 10:41 AM

You are probably right, although it read to me like it was a bloke.

If it's a woman, then she's even more stuck up her own arse - she clearly thinks that non-porn star women don't know as much about sex as she does. Bull. The rest of us have sex as a loving, lustful expression of our feelings towards our partner, and we do what we do because we want to, not because we're paid.

WildIrish 05-30-2007 11:35 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by IowaMan
I did like #37 though. Sex should be fun. Enjoy it, have some laughs if you feel like it.


Didn't sound too fun for the midget! :p

Aqua 05-30-2007 03:40 PM

Well I suppose if it's posted on the internet as being written by a woman, then it must be true.

WildIrish 05-30-2007 03:45 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aqua
Well I suppose if it's posted on the internet as being written by a woman, then it must be true.



I wonder how she is in bed.

Jude30 05-30-2007 04:10 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aqua
Well I suppose if it's posted on the internet as being written by a woman, then it must be true.



LOL I did actually think that myself. I never/rarely believe anyone is who they claim to be on the internet.

FussyPucker 05-30-2007 04:28 PM

Have to say I didn't really read it all......too long and not funny...
as for who wrote it originally (male/female) that's something we'll most likely never know....

Google will give you about 3,910 results for "Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you".

Just an other email forward that people have started posting on every site they can.......people really don't put the effort into these things anymore, which is a shame, I've read some really funny ones over the years..

:shrug:

Lilith 05-30-2007 04:41 PM

I think both the advice for men and the advice for women represent the views and experiences of some people. I was curious when I posted the one about men, if the women would see any as truth and if the men would see themselves in any of the listings.

I think as when discussing anything sexual, people bring their own experiences and baggage to the table or in this case bed. I'm always trying to find a way to rummage through people's luggage :D

Oldfart 05-30-2007 06:37 PM

We had the same problem with Sydney airport baggage handlers, Lil.

Lilith 05-30-2007 09:02 PM

So arre you saying I should not give up my day job????

sunshine 05-31-2007 12:18 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Loulabelle
You are probably right, although it read to me like it was a bloke.

If it's a woman, then she's even more stuck up her own arse - she clearly thinks that non-porn star women don't know as much about sex as she does. Bull. The rest of us have sex as a loving, lustful expression of our feelings towards our partner, and we do what we do because we want to, not because we're paid.



I'm with you on this one. Some of that stuff was certainly true, but it wasn't written in a very amusing way. It sounded more angry and funny, which is too bad because sex is most certainly funny.

Sunshine


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