This woman is Jane, some say she is plain,
until one day when she stripped on a train.
She took off her dress and her bra just the same,
and when she took off her panties, every penis did strain.

There once was a girl named Lil.
Who lived at the top of a hill.
She had a big whip
at the side of her hip.
When it cracks, it's something you'll feel :)

Look at me, look at me, look at me now,
It is fun to have sex, but you have to know how
I can lick her clit while she nibbles my ball,
But that is not all, no, that is not all...

"The Cat in the Hat Cums Back"

Should I stand there at the corner,
In my hand a rigid boner,
Rubbing quickly , growing warmer,
Feeling like an up and cummer.

Now at last the job is done,
I've shot my load of creamy cum.

Oh me
Oh my
I squirt her in the eye :)

little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey (yuuuuuuuk)
when down came a spider
and sat down beside her
and fucked her arse off all day

(from the grumble nursery rhyme series)

On the stage to do the dance
Hands remove the outer pants.
Turn around the bum to show,
Only the g-string left to go.

One quick move and the g is gone,
Leaving no shelter for his dong.

humpme dumpme sat on the wall
humpme dumpme had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
said fuck him, hes only an egg (yeah I know it doesnt rhyme but fuck it hes only an egg LMAO!!!)

ROTFLMAO at grumbleguts!!! Very creative :)

Little Miss Muff
Sat on her Duff
Sucking on Peter's Cock.
When along came a spider.
Climbed up inside her.
Sending her in fits of shock :)

Would you rub me with your bod, would you sit upon my rod,

Would, could you, drop your frock ... and kneel right here and suck my cock?

wonderful every one

you all would do andrew dice clay justice

Are your panties nice and blue, have you soaked them through and through;

Can I check them with my lips, loving all those tender sips.

If they're wet and you agree, I'll lean on down and lick you clean,

But if you're dry and need some help, I'll use my cock and squirt some out. :D :D

Used to love this thread, putting together a Dr. Suess like rhyme. Can it make a comeback?

I'll start ...

I think I'll sit here by the berm,
And wait until it's straight and firm,
Then I'll rub it long and slow
And see what happens, there, you know.

And from it's purple head will come,
Creamy, steamy, milky cum.

Would you, could you lick my box?
Could I, Would I suck 2 cocks? :D

I must find another, that much is clear.
This one just screams things in my ear.
"Deeper, deeper" and "Don't stop yet"
she claws my back for all she can get.
I don't mind the noise, don't get me wrong.
It's her hubby you see, who thinks us wrong.
I guess we could change, because of the louse.
We could always have sex in some other's house.