I'd ask IAKG bout this but.......

If I were a carpenter.....and you were a lady.....would you marry me anyway......would you have my baby?

ROFLMFAO! I think the guards used to whisper that song to all the "bubba's" that caught their eye!

you sure gots a pretty mouf

*trying to hide my hairy legs.....I curtsey and say......

bend over Motha f'er.......we don't need no chit chat! I buy you a steak when we see the outside!*

* hears banjos in the distance*

Lixy--that's how the voices in my head tell me to sing it, so I think you got it right. :D

This is what I have trained the guards to say...

Now we know who took all of our meds ^^^^^

I hear the train a comin'; it's rollin' 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when.
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I bet there's rich folk eatin' in a fancy dining car.
They're prob'ly drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars,
But I know I had it comin', I know I can't be free,
But those people keep a movin', and that's what tortures me.