I'd prefer to start a "Barnes & Noble" war, it's closer.

LMAO :D Unfortunately, I live in the middle of nowhere. Any bookstore war is far away, unless you count the mom-and-pop one within sight of my house. :)

That would be more of a skirmish then, huh? Perhaps a police action. ha ha

Only if it was in Southeast Asia. :D

I could never start a border war with SS - she's practically half-Canadian . . . now only if we could get her to eat Shreddies! :D

<sigh> SS is away until Wednesday.

Yes, but it will be good to have her home.

And I'm sure she'll be glad to be home and back at Pixies. I wonder if she'll find a way to post while in transit?

I don't think she'll be able to do that.

I don't doubt she would if she could.

Yes, but she's hurrying back home as fast as she can.

I hope it's enjoyable, even though it's rushed.

She seemed excited, especially since her husband got a job. :)

And this all started with a dildo?

LOL. Don't you love useless threads?

I wouldn't be here otherwise :) This is turning out to be one of my favourite threads!

Well if it is steph's fave, then we should all just embrace it.

Should we all embrace Steph as well?

I think she'd like that.

She may smack us around too though.

I think we'd like that!

I'd like a banana split, please. Or pizza. :)

chips and dip over here!

Ill bring the chips, since you have the dip...

And Skippy loves to be smacked around so I'm more than happy to oblige.

Ill let you smack me, but you have to be willing to accept the after-effects

This is getting interesting.

*pulls up a chair and starts munching popcorn*

Can I have some, WildIrish?

Have a seat, enjoy the show.

*punches a hole in the bucket so he can play the popcorn trick on IAKG*

I don't know the popcorn trick. Is that a New England thing?

It's when a guy puts a hole in the bottom of a bucket of popcorn and puts his penis through it so when his date reaches for popcorn, eventually she will grab him instead.

From what I hear.

Woohoo!

Um, no bobbing for popcorn! We're supposed to be watching them!

I'll keep my eyes on them, but my hands can be roaming free. :D

A spanking orgy, maybe?

When's this going to occur? (Flips open her calendar)

HEY! How did I get naked??? And at this time of day? Eh, oh well...

Wow, all those movies I went to and I didn't think of the popcorn trick! DAMN.

<-----had never heard of it, but thinks it's awesome. :)