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.... recliner is to staying home.
Cranky SO is to shoveling snow as..... |
...sullen, sweating president is to giving a press conference.
Newspaper is to Birdcage as... |
... toilet paper is to people. :D
Mickey Mouse is to cartoons as ... |
...Michael Jordan is to basketball.
An 8-track is to a CD as.... |
... a CD is to a DVD.
Pixies is to the spirit as ... |
...Dove Bars are to Ice cream.
Customer service is to the Post office as... |
a hockey puck is to a golf course.
Love is to sex as .... |
....hate is to not gettin' any.
Rolls Royce is to Volkswagen as.... |
...silk is to cotton.
Cheese is to pizza as..... |
not gettin' any is to masterbation.
Popcorn is to a movie as... |
...Multiple Orgasms are to Sex.
Caves are to Mountains as… |
... cornfields are to the midwest.
Pens are to paper as ... |
... razors are to beavers.
Sunny, clear days are to Seattle as ... |
.... never having rain is to the UK.
A roaring fire is to warming toes as..... |
... heavy downpour is to soaking your clothes.
A Proctologist is to a Dentist as… |
... as a plumber is to a ceiling repairer.
Pixies are to people as ... |
.....oxygen is to breathing!
A flower is to a meadow..... |
As pubic hairs are to the sweet womanly well.
Screwdriver is to Vodka as.... |
....Martini is to Gin
John Deere is to Rednecks .... (p.s. no offense here, i myself am a redneck after all) |
.....as heat is to the sun!
Red is to the color of blood as....... |
...green is to the color of grass. (well except in august when its brown -lol)
Peanut butter is to jelly as..... |
... maple is to syrup.
Creampies are to sex as ... |
... winning tickets are to horse racing.
New York City is to Casper, Wyoming as… |
... mountains are to Illinois.
Taco Bell is to Mexico as ... |
...falsies are to breasts.
A Train whistle is to a Doorbell as ... |
... a weather alert siren is to church bells.
Cheese is to hamburgers as ... |
.... Ice cream is to Apple pie.
Schools are to Fish as… |
... paychecks are to jobs.
Hardons are to men as ... |
... Foam is to Beer.
Condoms are to Sex as… |
... shoes are to socks.
Long strokes are to stimulation as ... |
.... kissing, licking, sucking, caressing are to hard nipples.
Skirts are to girls as..... |
... kilts are to Scotish lads. Eh' dm?
Snow is to Christmas as ... |
Snow is to Christmas as .... Warmth is to Sex.
Digital cameras are to Pixies pics as ... |
..... microwaves are to cooks.
Cassette tape is to CD as..... |
Radio is to TV.
Toys are for kids as ... |
Toys are for kids as ... a Riding crop is to a Mistress.
Fingers are to Masturbation as ... |
Fingers are to Masturbation as ... a mouth is to oral sex.
Pixies pictures are to Pixies as ... |
.... drugs are to addicts.
Rain is to mud puddles as..... |
Rain is to mud puddles as ..... cum is to wet sheets.
Elves are to Lord of the Rings as .... |
.... ants are to picnics.
Wrapping paper is to gifts as.... |
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