Is she ^^ on the menu????? I'll just have that... I'm sure that's plenty.

anything he'll order for me this morning will do

French toast with real maple syrup, very crisp bacon, and a glass of very cold milk.

Something a little lighter tonight, i think.....how about fresh shrimp marinated in a nice garlic marinade.....grilled.....over charcoal please....a nice salad with raspberry vinegrette......and a good cold beer in a frosted mug.....oh, and for dessert, that cute head waiter, again, please.....

We are all out of cute waiters me lady. Will a semi-cute one at half price do?

I think I'd pay full price...does he come with strawberries and whipped cream again?

He comes with whatever me lady requires to refresh her taste buds.

Oh my...I'd like to taste what she's getting please.

Ah! The Meg Ryan special. A fine choice.

Can I get one small sample lick just to see if he's to my liking?

I would like a hot piece of meat please. House special?

I would like something light and refreshing. Maybe a Waldoof Salad and an iced tea with lemon. :)

Are tastes of the other patrons of your fine restaurant permitted?

Make mine extra rear please.

Ok, I never thought ordering "food" would be so arousing.

dont know about a cute waiter, but will a down home hillbilly work for ya

I do hear hillbillys are particular tasty

hhmm crazyhawk, what do you think you could provide sir?

Could be.:confused: ...but they cost ten times as much. :eek:

Then maybe I'll just have the PF ala mode.....extra ice cream please.

Where would you like the ice cream served?

If I order ice cream, would you lick it off of me?

I would lick anything off you

What would you like to have at this restaurant mywldside? What can I serve for you?

I would like an IWE & MWS sandwich with lots of creamy dressing

mmm sounds very fulfilling!!!! I'll have what the gentleman's having but extra creamy dressing please...oh, and an extra napkin.

No napkin for me thank you...I'll use my tongue

What are you going to be licking up?

I'd like to also order a special cup of white cream and please have it drizzled down my chest if you dont mind.

Would you like that cream hot?

Would madam like the white cream drizzled down her chest in any special way?

I would also like to ask if you have a private dining room so that I may enjoy my date to the fullest capacity.

But of course. Right this way...


Would madam like the private facilities with or without the harness?

With would be nice....always nice to try something different, thank you!

I wonder if the asparagus soup would go with that?

Belgium waffles with strawberries and cream, bacon, fresh squeezed orange juice, and a white chocolate mocha with hazelnut.

*Sits next to Salacious*

I will have exactly what the sexy lady is having. :)

A fine choice.

For lunch I will take a chicken ceaser salad, iced tea and that cute busboy over there. :slurp:

Madam enjoys the house ceaser salad I see.

Madam needs something decadent for dessert. What would you recommend?