Maybe she's not into the idea because you don't seem to be into the idea? Maybe she needs you to sweep her off her feet? Just ideas. I'm nowhere near as experienced as most here.

ok...my mom is visiting ...im still gettin laid...but not in the pound me till i scream and the neighbors call the cops kinda way........i think im gonna die

I totally sympathize, I turned 30 in April, and about a month before that, became insatiable. It's crazy, LOL I think I"m wearing him out.

That's two very lucky guys, that's for sure. :boink:

Nikki: set your mother up with a blind date, then you can hang around the house & have the fun you want.

Age males and females 'peak' sexually:

Male peak 18-25
Female peak 25-40

I used to think how terrible it was we didn't peak at the same time. But now I have figured out why we don't. We would never get anything else done, never get out of the house, never get dressed, never eat, and end up killing the human race. So it must be for survival??

Just enjoy it!! Make sure jeeping takes his vitamins!!!!! Have fun, and as some one posted before me...... wheres the pics?? :D

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. I'm still looking for a girl that can keep up with me! As for peaking, I just turn 32 and was wondering when I was going to.

took my mom home...but after driving 9 hrs yesty and 10 today (damned rain) im freaking dead......so not giving any up to night! tomorrow i plan on making some noise tho!!

May I listen at the key hole of your bedroom door?

Yeah, but are you setting up the recording devices?

Well, that's a given if I can get there in enough time. I might even be able to set up a couple of web cams and live stream it and record at the same time.

*grumble*Bitch*pout* he was an ass tonight so there was no way i was giving him any, hes at work now and outta my hair at least... gonna have to go perving all by myself LMAO!

Ya gotta luv the web! :thumbs:

And what direction are you perving now, Nikki?

ummmmmmmmm north??? LOL!!!

drity stories baby!! gotta luv em!!!

Dirty story:

First, there was solid rock. Then, the continued heating from the sun and cooling at night broke off a large chunk of the rock. Then there was an earthquake, and the chunk of rock rolled into a stream. The action of the stream bashed the chunk into other rocks, grdually breaking the rock into smaller & smaller pieces. The waters receded, leaving the pebbles exposed to the wind. At time, the wind blew strongly, picking up the pebbles and depositing them over other areas , and wearing them down into miniscule pieces. Sometimes, the pebbles were again submerged, becomming coaated with dead and decalying plant and animal matter. At other times, the pebbles were again exposed to the air, where the winds intermixed the pebbles & decayed organic material, often again wearing the pebbles into smaller & smaller pieces.

And that's how you get dirt.

:)) to funny!

Gotta love a loud lady!!!! :D

Gekko great story Nikki I'm still a short drive away....... AWWW JEEZEE can't anyone take a joke

oh man i am a happy bunny this morning! got ravaged this morning when he got home form work...was able to moan as load as i wanted! was able to get my ass smacked with a real smack, not no puny light BS....
im ready to go wake him up for round 2 LOL!!! wonder how he would like that tho...he may LOL!! ill be nice tho cuz i know he has to wor tonight, but damn id like to wake him up by sitting on his face!

***afterglowing***

So just wait until about 5-15 minutes before he has to get up anyway, and go sit on his face!

damnit , had company stop by! on my own again *sigh*

Nikki what every you do set up a camera us voyeurish pervs want to see lol

:wtp:

LMAO!! ugh ok. pray the hang over is gone bf tonight!!! wow...i dont recover anywhere near as fast as i did .........oh man

LOL! Join the crowd!

I'm a Discordian. I don't pray, it's against my religion.

the hangover wasnt gone *sniff* *sniff*

fooling around with the hubs went somthing like this ...

him-"hey baby wanna play"
me" ummmm ok..just dont make me move"
him"ok i can SO do that"
....<he gets started>.....
me"WTF YOUR MOVING ME!"
him "sigh"
me "oh just hurry the hell up...."

sexy huh???


ROFLMAO!

*sigh* and tonight , now that i feel better, im in the fucking hut!!!! seriously its only 7 months LATE! so im not to mad ...but DAMNIT!

Sometimes you just can't win.

ya but it was funny as hell anyways LOL! :D at least i can find humor in it right?? RIGHT!!!

If sex isn't funny, you're doing it wrong.

i know right!! all the funny slappy slappy bang bang noises are bound to get a chuckle at times...and dont forget the time were were at it and FELL OFF THE DAMN BED!! (now THAT was friggin halirous)

and before him (long long ago and far away in a galaxy now known as Beforeilostmymindandbecamecelibate) the time in the park when i mistakenly SAT on a PINECONE (YEEOOOWWWCCCHHHHHH) (BUT FUNNY AS HELL)

and who could forget gettin down n dirty ...really into each other ...when WTF IS THAT???? OMG the dog let one fly!!!! had to cease and desist till the windows were open , the room aired out, and the dog evicted from the premisis untill less offensive!!! laughed so hard i cried on that one!!!

seriously tho i need to get outta the damn hut cuz i need a good "tie the nikki up and eat her till she beggs for mercy session........" RAWRRRRWWWW

Then I must be doing it DAMN right, cuz I laugh after I climax. Not to be confused with Mrs. WI...who laughs when I undress.

Well, it would be odd to think you're going to bed with a sheep and find out he's an Irish instead. LOL.

So, Nikki, what are your latest adventures?

(And did you get pics)?

LOL! same old stuff... Im all worn out from working now!! full time job pay is nice, but the damn long hours BLOW!! i needs a nap LOL!

OO OO.....My bed is free!

;)

woke up this morning wanting to grab hub and rape him... then i realized we had to clean up after pups, wake the child, ge breaky, and get to work!!!


I AM NOT AMUSED!!!!

*sigh*

not fair!! My new job surrounds me with men and here i am all needy and cant touchy!!!! DAMNITALLTOHELL!!!

Hope you get a good seeing-to this weekend, Nikki

Get one of those remote operated vibrators.