lol squeeky beds suck big time. they make it so hard to get away with getting urself off. my ex gf tho had a problem w moaning really load and waking her folks up. has anyone walked in on sumone else?

staying at a girl freind perants house had a morning wank
when i finneshed ther on the chest at the bottom of the bed
was some tea and toast and i got a wink from the mom

i've never been caught, but came too damn close one. i lock my door when i jack-off but sister thought i was asleep and picked the lock to borrow my radio. i managed toclose the porn page online and run into the bathroom to get my pants just as she opened the door. now i barricade my door too.

I don't think that we're getting the whole story here!Kiwi15 says
that his male cousin was teaching him how to masturbate.Then he
says that they had done it before.(technique checkups?)I used to
jerk off with a male cousin in my early teens;but never needed lessons.I;always;thought that it was a naturally learned art.That
you;knew how automatically.I never knew that one needed lessons.My cousin and I used to look forward to family visits.After the first time;we headed automatically to his room.
While I am strictly hetrosexual;when you're 13;it's "Any port in a
storm!"Come on;Kiwi15;tell us the truth. Irish

I'll have to agree with Irish. I always though masturbation was a self taught art. Hell I must have been an early learner. I can't remember when I started.....I was very young in any case. Perhaps kiwi15's cousin was a bad (or should that be good :D) influence on him.

I have been caught, though was not a big deal. A little embarassing though. Irish is right, masterbation is still taboo for alot of women. Then again, so is being a sexual person. It is alot better now than it used to be, but we are still dealing with double standards.

Sadora---I used to get so mad at the double standard;in sports;
when my daughters were growing up!My oldest was a mediocre
basketball player but my youngest was an excellant baseball pitcher.Altho;I was somewhat prejudiced;in their favor;Having been a pitcher myself;I think that;I was a pretty good judge of
natural talent.The general attitude was that because she was a girl;that she couldn't pitch good.I have always believed in an equal pay for an equal job.But I expect an equal job. Irish
P.S.It's the individual;that should be judged;not the sex,race or
nationality,or religion!

well everything would be hunkydory if we lived in a perfect world....so if someone doesn't like something you do, then fuck em

Legend---I think thats the same sentiment used by most of my friends.You mean that it's NOT a perfect world? Irish

Irish - yep it's not a perfect world. I don't really care anymore if someone doesn't like what i do....no skin off my nose

When I was 13 or 14 I had a hardon most of the time and my sister and I slept in the same room. The only thing separating us was a wooden divider. At night I would masterbate every night and my sister would watch me. It was very exciting knowing she was there and I would just explode when I came. Other times I would watch her play with her tits and stroke her pussy. We never did it together. Still get hard thinking about that.:rolleyes:

when i was 16 i was trying to watch the spice channel scrammbled. you could still hear everything so iwas jerking off in front of the tv when i saw my sister at the steps. she went back up. im sure if she saw me or not but i went ahead and finished up anyway.

I was caught by my mom when I was 13.... She jsut said "Let's never speak of this and shut the door" Another time I was using a vibrating toothbrush in my room and my 12 year old bro heard it over my music and asked what I was doing, I told him it was a computer game!

I was caught once when I was 16. Parents were gone and not supposed to be back for hours. Well, I was on the couch in the living room and my dad just sort of showed up and caught me... I told him that "it itched", lol. He was like, next time make sure to lock the door to the house if I wanted to use the couch anymore.

i gto cuaght when i was 13. I am was at a friends house and we were masterbating in his room looking at porn. His little sister walked in onus. He shut the door and made her swear never to tell anyone what ahe had seen.

No I haven't been caught, but I've been trying to catch my husband. He says he never has, (I know it's a lie) after being together for 6 yrs I thought I heard him jacking off one nite.I waited until I knew he was asleep and I went into the living room and saw a paper towel on the coffee table, I opened it up and it was full of his juicy cum. Since that nite 5 months ago I've heard him countless times and I've got up to go to the bathroom and he pretends he's sleeping while covering his rock hard dick.I think he feels like masturbation is taboo or a very private matter.I've told him I do and he thinks it's ok for me, but would never admit he does.His late nite sessions has improved our sex life because, I get so hot listening to him. I don't think I'll ever tell him I know or that I've heard him.I'm afraid if I do he'll be too quite and aware that I may be listening.I came very close this weekend, he had to grab the blanket to cover up or I would have seen he was rock hard. If he falls asleep on the sofa I know he's pretending so that I'll go to bed and he'll be able to watch adult movies on tv and jack off, which is fine with me!

I checked into a hotel once on business and had some hours to kill in the afternoon. Got bored in my room and decided to lay on the bed and shave myself (I mean everything off). Mess up someone elses place, you know. Anyway I got excited and hard so I decided to go into the bathroom (it was VERY bright and well lite) and started stroking until out it came and I exploded. Trouble was that at the VERY moment I came, in walks housekeeping and looked straigt at me. She actually started laughing! Don't know if she was laughing at the wacking off or at the bald eagle?

I have been caught several times and I love it. I am just that kinky one time when i was 14 I was caught by my best friends dad, he just stopped and stared as i pumped my pussy with a huge dildo then turned to leave and I asked if he would help me we ended up fucking and having a hell of a time!!!

My ex-boyfriend stayed at my house for the weekend. We had woken up on Sunday morning and he starting masturbating me, so I began to masturbate him. I get to orgasms quite quickly when other people masturbate me, so I had 7 orgasms to my b/f's 1!!! Anyway, right on the very second we both came, him squirting his hot cum all over me, my mother walked in! She ranted furiously and kicked my b/f out and told him to never come back again! Then she told me to have a shower to get the cum off me, but I ended up licking it all off my fingers! LOL!

19andnaked

I'd like to fondle you. :) You're the open type that are so few in the world.

I was caught by my dad once when i was 14ish and he said never do that again or something to that effect, can't remember it all but it was behind a sofa lol.

I have been caught a couple of times by my wife. Disapprovingly I should add. Once I even took her hand and put it on my cock but she pulled away.

I have masturbated using my wife's hand held by me while she was asleep. I even did this with my first wife. Can't figure if they new but neither pulled away nor actively helped.

I would love to do more mutual masturbation and also do it while watching my mate do herself but chances are really poor.

These attitudes towards digital and oral may just get to be enough to drive me off.

busted at 15ish by Mom. Had the talk by Dad. yadda yadda. Now...the wife and I watch each other ;)

They say 99% masterbate the other 1% lie. teehee

That is the truth 99% masterbate the other 1% lie.
Never been caught YET!
We like to watch each other tho...

Oh God!!!!!!.......I will never forget this.........one day after a sports lesson at school.......in the change rooms........some of the girls.....(oh this is a "good"......all girls school .......mind you)......brought in some porn magazines....OMG......phewwwwww......they where hot.....well after looking at them.........and then having a shower, i was soooo horny.......after the shower.......i sat down on the small bench in my dressing cubicle and put my legs either side of the mirror on the opposite wall and start to masturbate.......watching myself was a huge turn on........after a few minutes, I was taken away by the moment, I never heard the door open........there stood the sports teacher.....Mrs Sharpe.........OMG.....MAJOR EMBARRASSMENT........i quickly grabbed a towel and got dressed.............she never said anything to me about it.....but I could never look her in the eye after that, because I felt so embarressed.......LOL......I laugh about it now............and Pray I never see her again........

I live in a condo and always leave the shades open when I masturbate. The couch is right next to the windows, so I'm sure the neighbouring units would have no trouble seeing in. Not sure if anyone ever has, but it's a turn on to think that I'm being watched.

Different story when you're a teenager though. I was maybe 13 or 14 and at my grandmas house with my family. She had this inflatable manequin from work. It wasn't the sexual inflatable doll (I can remember that it was actually a male doll) but it had this hole in the right location.

So I'm all by myself in the back room, and get the bright idea to fuck the doll. I'm on top of it with my pants halfway off when my mom walks in.

She's furious, and I mumbled something to the effect that I was just trying on the doll's belt. I guess she must have gone straight back and told everyone what I was doing, because when I got upstairs my grandma was saying that maybe I just needed a belt to wear.

I'm fortunate that my g/f is just as cool with masturbating as I am. Before we were even together we both admitted to being chronic masters of our domains.

She's not into the idea of being watched though, so if she's over the blinds are always drawn. Now that I think of it, I'm not sure how she'd feel about me discussing this on a web site.

Anyway, we were at a ritzy restaurant having dinner/talking dirty and I was all aroused. I threatened to take it out right there, and she encouraged me. So out comes my cock and I started masturbating right there in the restaurant. We were sitting in a booth and there wasn't much coverage, so I never got to finish but it was still pretty hot.

I started masturbating when i was in the 5th grade. To catch my cum...(if it was even that at that age) i would use toilet paper and stuff it between the mattress and the box springs. Well, that summer i went to stay with my grandparents and when i came home i was SHOCKED to see that my folks had switched mine and my brothers room......bed and all..........
The coolest thing was that they never said a word......GREAT parents !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm really surprised at the diversity of people's experience when it comes to this topic. I find it hard to believe that some people would have such a problem with admitting to masturbation or with their partners doing it. And yet some parents out there are obviously realy cool about the whole thing.

personally i've never been caught at it, but there have been many close calls (including earlier today when i was reading this actually!)

As someone who loves to be watched during the act it's a big fantasy of mine to be caught at by some stranger who finds it a turn on and proceeds to join in. Knowing my luck if were ever caught it would be by some puritan who'd be shocked and disgusted and i'd just feel angry and stupid!

Well, i dont think my parents ever caught me....

But i know my twin brother has walked in on me wanking....ive also walked in on him....i have never jacked him off but we have jacked off while being in the same room :o

Thing is...we have/had bunk beds...and the slightest movement made the bed move...so im guessing he knew what i did... :eek:

Ive never seen a woman masturbate, although i sure as hell would like to walk in on one :p

I was caught when I was 12 by my Dad, he never said a work and I have not looked back since. I started practicing when I was 10 and have been enjoying it ever since and love to do it with my wife.

Well...Yes...I was about 17 when my mother's best friend Nina, opened my door and got into my room while I was stroking my cock...what happened is posted in the member stories...

I've only been caught once. I'll have to try harder. :p

So many times by my mom when I was a kid. She shamed me mightily every time, said there was something wrong with me, threatened to take me to the doctor, the works.

It didn't take. :p

Ironic, considering that the vibrator was once wielded by doctors to help prevent hysteria.

I love that answer. :roflmao:

I'm trying to remember. I suppose I have been caught, but, other than my wife (and I don't think she cared :shrug:), I can't remember when. Maybe I need to try harder, too.

It's easier to get caught now that Mrs. WI lost 84 lbs and I can't hear her coming up the steps.

Now I need to install quiet light switches and then oil the hinges on the bedroom door.

This is turning into another project. :/

My ex gf hated my masturbation habits and yelled at me when she caught me.

Now I get in from work at7 am, rub 3 or 4 out and go to bed most every day beside Marlboro, who has actually hit himself in the penis trying to protect himself from my wandering hands.....

Caught – but not on record…
 

Early in the summer after my Freshman year of college, I was home for a weekend. As any red blooded eighteen-year-old male would be doing at least a couple times each weekend, I ended up getting busy in my bedroom to one of my magazines in my extensive collection at the time.

As the pace was picking up, I realized that my door had opened up a crack. I was too far into it to stop and get up and close the door. However, it was then that I realized my mother was outside the door watching me. I stopped for a brief second, but then realized how much the idea excited me. I continued for at least a couple more minutes and she stayed there watching the whole time. Eventually I ended up coming harder than ever. Afterword, I could see the shadow of her leaving.

Every time I was home after that, I made sure I left the door open a crack whenever I satisfied myself. Many times I know she was there. in fact, it soon became obvious that she was actually masturbating on the other side of the door. Likewise, I started to notice that her bedroom door was left open a crack. I went to the doorway and was able to watch her as she masturbated herself.

This went on several times, and it was only going to be a matter of time before one of us pushed the door open and made a move. Shortly after that, I ended up breaking my neck in an accident and became paralyzed.

However, all is not lost. Shortly after my accident I was home again to recover. It did not take long for my mother and I to ultimately end up together despite my disability.

In fact, I cherish that time so much that I've written a formal erotic story and I'm always happy to share if anyone wants to read more.

It was during overtime, when I was playing with my tits and a co-worker walked in on me. I was so horny, I didn't care and I let him play with my tits.