"Man, this is weird. I hope I didn't brain my damage." -Homer

"See how wonderful life can be... when you're maniacal!" -Plankton

"Raaaaaaaarrrrrr!!! I am Spongebob, destroyer of evil!!" -Spongebob

Oh my God!!! They killed Kenny.

You bastards

~Stan and Kyle (South Park)

"Now all I need is a magic moustache and all my dreams will have come true." -Patrick

Spongebob: "You okay, Patrick?"

Patrick: "Finland!!"

Freunleven, Freunleven!

Mr. Clown

A clown ist not a big schpider.

Dr. Scratchansniff

"Learn to skate in difficult environments, you must... because scared of gorillas, am I!!" -Cosmo

"I punch like a comet, and drink till i vomit. I'm Franklin the sailor man." Toot Toot....


~Franklin Sherman "The Critic"

"Noodle this one, son. They're called fingers and yet, they don't fing." -Franklin Sherman

"Baby, stop defying the laws of physics." - Johnny Bravo

"BBBBBaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" - Sheep

"Oh, you're good. You're real good. But I'm better. Gin! Pay the man." -Johnny Bravo

"You've got head-pigeons. Go see the nurse." -Zim's teacher

"Make me some tea, then throw it out and get me some coffee. I hate tea!" -Bravo

"You babies!" -Angelica (Rugrats)

Johnny: "Look, I got a mango!"

Momma: "That's a letter, dear."

Johnny: "Right. What'd I say?"

"Canadians are weird." -Ed

"I'm not in my happy place, Double-D!" -Ed

"We have met the enemy and they is us." Pogo

"Fruit me up, baby!" -Timmy's dad

NARF! ~~~ Pinky



(okay so it's pathetic but I wanted to be on silkys thread too *pouts and whines*)

"These space aliens make me wanna vomit in terror!" -Homer

come on in, Bama. the water's fine.

"Hang on to your diapees babies!!!" Tommy Pickles
Rug Rats

"But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim

Ted: "Before you kill us, we want you to know..."

Bill and Ted: "We love you"


Robot Bill and Ted: "Fags"

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

"Good news Flappy, I've decided not to kill you!" - Stewie, Family Guy

that's not a cartoon, Radies. wrong thread.

"That's it, mister, you just lost your brain priviledges!" -Plankton

Lenny: "Did you hear sumthin?"

Carl: "No."

Lenny: "Did I?"

Carl: "I don't know."

"Bein' a god rocks! Now to use my powers recklessly and talk to the fish." -Bravo

"You suck-diddly-uck, Flanders. Gimme that hat!" -Homer J.

Bravo: "Hey, you're Fidel Castro!"

Luke Perry: "Uh... Luke Perry."

Bravo: "Right. What'd I say?"

"That radiation half-lobotomized me." -Brak

"Open yer yap, ya little drool-monkey. Here comes the yummy-train." -Bravo

"WHHHYYYYY?!?! Why, my piggy, why?! I loved-ed you, piggy! I loved-ed yooooouuuuu!" -Gir

Buggs:"Ok, Do you want to shoot me now or wait till we get home"

Daffy:"Shoot him now! shoot him now!"

Bugs:"You keep out of this he doesn't have to shoot you now"

Daffy:"Well I say he does have to shoot me now! So Shoot me now!"

*Bang!*
Daffy:"Lets try that again...."

"Your bullets cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel" Batfink (I hated this when I was young, hang on I still hate it but I'm desperate to get with the Rev S's thread)

Cosmo: "So whatta you wanna do today?"

Wanda: "Not get eaten."

Cosmo: "That's oddly specific."

"I dancin' like a monkey!" -Gir