.and I'll show you a woman with great kissing skills.

Show me a woman with a come hither look and.........

I'll show you a man thinking about coming hither.

Show me a man who got lots of family time this weekend...

and I'll show you a dedicated father.

Show me a pretty face and..........

...I'll show you a man wondering what she looks like when she cums.

Show me a man who is wondering...

.........what she looks like when she cums and I'll show you a gut who is hooked!

Show me a horny lady and.......

...I'll show you a lady who is too often alone

Show me a man who has horns...

and i'll show you a good time. :D

Show me a six pack...

and I'll show you a guy who likes to show off (sadly I'm not one of them ;))

show me a starbucks on every damn corner

And I'll show you any American city.

Show me a cute set of boobs and.......

... and I'll show you how quickly I can start drooling. :)

Show me a pretty smile ...

and I'll show you what first attracted me to my wife

show me a banana split

...and I'll show you two ladies who would like to share one.

Show me a woman who misses Starbucks...

Show me a woman who misses Starbucks ... and I'll show you a lady ready to audition some young bucks who haven't reached stardom yet. :)

Show me an icy road ....

Show me an icy road .... and I'll show you a woman who sometimes regrets not having 4 wheel drive

Show me a woman with *no* money on hand...

Show me a woman with *no* money on hand ... and I'll show you a lady who's a "credit" to the stores. :)

Show me a smartass ...

Show me a smartass ... and I'll show you a woman who would like to make his ass smart. :p

Show me a piece of pie...

and I'll show a guy diving right into it....

show me a beehive

show me a beehive...and I'll show you a woman who likes to stir the nest

Show me a BIG piece of tiramisu...

and I'll show you someone who'd like to share it with you.....

show me a whole trunk of sex toys

show me a whole trunk of sex toys...and I'll show you a woman in need of batteries

Show me a man who likes to make promises...

and I'll show you one who wants to try and keep them

show me a skeptical woman

show me a skeptical woman...and I'll show you a woman who thinks herself a realist

Show me a man who feels differently...

and I'll show you one trying to prove her wrong

show me a cold woman

show me a cold woman...and I'll show you someone not sitting next to Musicman

Show me a man without a clue...

awww - you're too sweet to me....

show me a man without a clue and I'll show you a dimwit

show me a woman without a clue......

And I'll show you a female dimwit.

Show me a woman who enjoys her body and I'll show you.......

a man who enjoys her body too

show me a guy with a tent in his pants

And I'll show you a woman who wants to relieve that tent.


Show me someone who enjoys playing smut games and I'll show you.....

...someone who has great friends.


Show me someone attending his or her child's sporting events...

And I'll show you a proud parent.

Show me a lady with someone between her legs and I'll show you.....

...someone who doesn't want to move.

Show me someone who withholds information...

And I'll show you someone who holds things inside them.

Show me a person who takes time to smell the roses and I'll show you...........

...someone who is relaxed.

Show me an empty cupboard...

And I'll show you someone needing to go shopping.


Show me a lady who likes to be made love to in the shower and I'll show you....

a woman with pruney everything.

Show me a guy who prefers a bath...

and I'll show you a woman who'll sponge his back

show me champagne and a fireplace

...and I'll show you someone getting laid tonight.

Show me a woman who feels accomplished...

.. and i'll show you a very house-broken husband..

show me a man who knows how to dress proper

and I'll show you a woman who loves to be on his arm

show me a surprising phone call

show me a surprising phone call...and I'll show you someone who had a cardiac moment.

Show me a man planning for Valentines Day...