What if we had a party and nobody came?

Wouldn't that be awful???

They wouldn't do that to us, would they?

I would hope not, but you never know, do you?

Perhaps they're shy too? ha ha

Do you think so?

Wouldn't this be the perfect thread for them if they were?

Well, I think it's helped you, hasn't it?

At this point...aren't half of these posts ours? What does that say?

That we've talked a lot lately?

One would think we have a lot to say, huh?

Maybe we should take our talks somewhere else?

You think?

Where would you like to go?

Are you trying to get me into trouble with Lilith again? :D

LMAO :D

Why would I do that? Do you think she minds if we leave?

Do you think she's counting the minutes we're alone?

Do you think she's timing us?

i'd hope she has more important things to do, wouldn't you?

What do you think she has to do that's important?

Don't those whips get stiff if you stop exercising them?

Do you suppose she's too busy watching our maneuvers to exercise them?

<--- blushes

Wouldn't that be flattering?

It *would* be flattering, but wouldn't it also be exciting?

Would it suprise you to know that I've never been "watched" before? ha ha

Would it surprise you to know I have? :D

Is it me, or did the temperature in here just shoot up?

I assume you're not talking about my satellite? ha ha :D

No, I wasn't--does that shock you?

Film at eleven? ha ha

What makes you think it was taped? :D

Wishful thinking?

Ever think about writing a book? ha ha

Would you believe that I love to write?

Does that mean you like to show and tell? Maxwell? ha ha

No, but I can be creative in my writing, can't I? Or would you rather know the dirty truth?

Think I can handle the truth?

Did you hear my Jack Nicholson impression?

Would the truth have too much shock value?

Aren't some things sexier if left to the imagination?