What are piss poor acoustics

Butt plugs

What you give to Mr. Big Stuff?? ( ..."who do you think you are mr big stuff??" Jean Knight circa 1973)

Ben Wa

What is a Ben with balls called?

Greasy Spoon

What do you get when you stick a spoon up Roseanne's Barr's Ass??


Tickeled Pink!

What is the reaction to pleauring a clit.

Long, hard, suckable

What do toes. tits and dicks have in common?

A grandslam

What is regular, anal, oral and between the breasts?

Mr Potatohead

Humpty Dumpty turned veggie.

Skivies

What is the fashion ensemble prefered by most men for quaffing beer and watching Sports on TV? (Better stores carry this in the men's "couch-wear" department.)

"tighty whities"

What closely resembles tennis outfits but is radically different to the point of non-recognition?

Constipation

What is a "hard thing" to get "rectified"?

Bar Stool

What is it when you know he was really constipated because his stool had a Bar in it. Whoa. That's scary.

Gutters and drains.

Where does the Roto-rooter guy hang out on his day off?


Built Ford Tough

What is the phrase used in Dearborn to describe an erection?

Coat and hat

What are the only two items of apparel worn by some flashers?

Stronger than dirt

What is smut?

the Half-Pipe

What is the new sexual position that involves being "GUMBY"????


Bacon and eggs

What's another name for tit-fucking

Fredericks of Hollywood

Where cheap and sleasy aren't just pretty words?

Smelting

What might be said by a woman using a chocolate dildo?


Largemouth Bass

What's it mean to get personal ...

er ... what's that ... oh ... BASS. :D :D


Nearing the climax.

Where do I wish I was but am really about as far away from as a person can get?

Field and Stream

What are two places to look for guys.

Peppermint Schnapps

What goes good with sprite?

Meat and Potatoes

What would be too heavy of a meal to eat just before wild passionate sex?


cake and ice cream

What I'm gonna play in...um...I mean EAT...yeah EAT today on my birday!


a corset, a tv, and lots of friends with paintbrushes!

What's involved in a kids birthday party. The corset was a typo, it was suppose to be car set. :D (boy, were the kids disappointed with the corset ... except for little Johnnie. He's old for his age.)

Trees, fire hydrants and legs.

What are naked fireman standing around?????Woohoooooooo!!!!



Bullseye!

What did the naked pole-vaulter say when he nailed the hole?

Oh fishy baby

What did the hubby say to his wife after a 69er??????


trampoline and a pommel horse

What fuels the deviant erotic imaginations of every gymnastics fan?

Hog tied

How does the farmer fuck his pigs??????


57 chevy!

What makes Diva orgasm without sexual stimulation?

busy telephone lines

What do you get when you try to call Legend or Nikki???? :D :D


ale and lager

what is a win win situation?

tasty buds

What do bees say when they encounter spring flowers?

Sticky white stuff

What is the result of many a day or evening spent at Pixie's?
;) :D


Shake and Bake

What are those anxious feelings of nervousness guys get looking at pixie ladies; and the resulting affect on their body temperatures.

Tall and proud

What are "Points of her own" way up firm and high?

HHH

What are three "I-beams" laying side by side?

Penetration and completion