a total fool

show me a guy who appreciates true beauty

and I'll show you an artist.



Show me a woman who poses nude for art students...........

and I'll show you a perfect Pixie's canidate.

Show me a woman with long auburn locks.

and I'll show a classic beauty

show me a guy who should be working rather than playing

and I'll show you a guy with a boner & a full in box!


Show me someone afraid of thunderstorms...

and I'll show you someone who needs to be held and reassured.



Show me a man who likes to strip in the Great Outdoors...........

and I'll show you a rock with some irish DNA on it. :D

Show me a scotch on the rocks...

and I'll show you a drunken Scotsman. :D



Show me a man who leaves his DNA outdoors..............

And I'll show you a pixie that wants to see the photo shoot.

Show me a lady that reaches out for what she wants...

and I'll show you a lady with a handfull. ;)



Show me a man who enjoys being grabbed..............

and I'll show you a guy with a lot of ripped clothes.

Show me a lady who likes a good tongue lashing...

and I'll show you woman who sometimes doesn't know if she's cuming or going. :D



Show me a woman who enjoys writing erotic stories............

and I'll show you someone famous for adding fuel to the fire.


Show me a cozy, lit fireplace...

and I'll show you a beautiful setting for making love.



Show me candles and romantic music............

and I'll show you a setting that attempts to hide the scents and sounds of a passionate night from the kids. ha ha


Show me a rainy morning...