I could use someone to hold my eyes open.

Help! I need somebody to do my laundry!

I need someone to rub my shoulders ... and back ... and legs ... and ... :).

Help, I need somebody to paint my toe nails.

I need someone to clean my kitchen.

ew, no way.......

Help, I need somebody to dust my desk off

Help. I need someone to help me clean out my garage. :(

blah, no way.....

help I need somebody to help me to go change into something more comfy!

Help, I need transportation to Sunny Florida ... QUICK! :)

haha

help i need somebody to give me time off of work

Take a note signed, "DR. DICKSBRO" in and tell them if they need to authenticate it, they can e-mail me. :D See, somebody cares.

Help, I need someone to teach me enough "doctor speak" to make any follow-up conversation sound authentic. ;)

haha^^

Help, I need somebody to make my side stop hurting, please???

:x:

Help, my lips don't want to leave. :eek:

haha

Help, I need somebody to paint my toe nails.

I have a stick that i chewed the end of