"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm" -- Me :D

When the going gets tough .... try cumming instead.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you post at Pixies Place.

When all else fails ... change the batteries.

It is not death or pain that is to be dreaded, but the fear of pain or death.

Never put off until tomorrow, who you can get off with today ...

People are most nearly perfect when they achieve the seriousness of a child at play.

Which way did he blow? Which way did he blow?

All roads lead to Smut Games!

Post ... it does a body good.

Nothing is enough for people to whom enough is too little.

Better late than .... pregnant!

The world is full of magical things waiting to be discovered.