and I'll show you a sentimental sap,

show me true love...

Show me true love ... and I'll show you something really beautiful.

Show me and open fly ...

and I'll show you some happy genitals

show me a roomful of naked people

show me a roomful of naked people ... and I'll show you someone imagining them whilst giving a speech

Show me a man sitting in the audience...

and I'll show you a man trying to mentally undress the woman giving the speech

show me a hot dog

show me a hot dog...and I'll show you a woman who can make a man totally hot while she's eating it

Show me a man who likes a show...

And I'll show you a man who loves women.

Show me a man with good color matching skills and I'll show you.....

Show me a man with good color matching skills and I'll show you.....and I'll show you a man that likes to see the justaposition of flesh tones, luscious pink and creamy white.

Show me a sexy movie ...

Show me a sexy movie ... and I'll show you a woman who liked being filmed.

Show me a man behind the camera...

and i'll show you a dream of mine come true... (just need a lady that would let me take her pics...)

Show me a digital camera...

Show me a digital camera... and I'll show you a man who needs to purchase new batteries

Show me a man with a photographer...

and i'll show you some new pics in the men's section!

Show me some toys...

Show me some toys... and I'll show you a woman waiting for a phone call LOL

Show me a man who wats to borrow some toys...

and I'll show you someone hoping to take some pictures...

Show me a free evening...

Show me a free evening... and I'll show you a very lucky man

Show me people who are addicted to Pixies...

and I'll show you all our posts in smut games

show me how to be that lucky man with osuche

show me how to be that lucky man with osuche...and I'll show you an osuche who is also lucky

Show me a friendin need...

and I'll show you someone who would help in any way possible.

Show me a sore back...

Show me a sore back... and I'll sow you a man who needs to get his workout more often.

Show me a woman in heat....

and I'll show you a guy who wants to help

show me a jellybean and some licorice

show me a jellybean and some licorice...and I'll show you a man with a sweet tooth

Show me a woman who wants romance...

Show me a woman who wants romance...and I'll show you a lady looking for a gentleman.

Show me satin sheets and pillowcases ...

and I'll show you a couple who make love on the floor because they keep falling out of bed

show me a quiet sunday morning

... and I'll show you a somewhat lazy family. :D

Show me a sexy photo ...

and I'll direct you to pixies

show me a sexy woman

show me a sexy woman...and I'll show you someone tired of fucking her.

Show me a man on a mission...

Show me a man on a mission...and i'll show you a guy taking over fucking the sexy woman

show me a person running late for work

Show me a person running late for work ... and I'll show a someone hoping there are no speed traps. :)

Show me a dress, bra and panties on the floor ...

Show me a dress, bra and panties on the floor ... and I'll show you a man who doesn't appreciate lingerie.

Show me a man who loves Frederick's of Hollywood....

Show me a man who loves Frederick's of Hollywood.... and I'll show you a man with kinky tastes :)


Show me a woman who loves Fredericks of Hollywood....

Show me a woman who loves Fredericks of Hollywood....and I'll show you a kinky woman with taste. :D :D

Hamburger, fries and a coke with change back from your dollar ...

Hamburger, fries and a coke with change back from your dollar ... or so DB tells me (I wasn't alive then!)...

Would you like fries with that?

Show me some fries with that burger and I will show you my extra pounds..hehe

Show me someone smiling.....

and i'll show you someone with mischief on his mind. :D

Show me someone up late at night...

and you'd be looking at me.

Show me someone who can't get enough of their s/o....

and I'll show you a very content person

show me a tired soul

... and I'll show you a spiritless spirit.

Show me an artist's easel ...

Show me an artist's easel ... and I'll show you a man who likes body paint

Show me a woman fit to be rendered...

Show me a woman fit to be rendered...and I'll show you a completed work of art

show me a jealous SO

Show me a jealous s/o and I will show you the other must be on Pixies too often.

Show me a sunrise....