What are the first and last stages of a Special Forces sneak-attack?


A chauffeur with a raging libido

Who will be the first person I hire when I win the lottery??? :D:D


Hearts, Fish, and Old Maid

What are great card games to play "take off your clothes and spread 'em if you win?????"


bean stalks and a giant

What are the names of two of the most popular vibrators that DildoDiva sells? :D


Mission Impossible

What does the constipated man say after not having any luck?????


Goldfinger

What does Diva have in her drawer and works electrically???

Master Blaster

What is your Porn Super-hero Name

Peanut Butter and Cheese

What are two great spreads for genitals?

Short shorts

What's another name for "tighty whiteys?"

Heart and Soul

What does a young man say to a girl to get her in the sack...I love you with my heart and soul?????


Cock-o-licious

How did the two hens decribe the new rooster?

Drip, drip, drip.

What necessitates a call to Peter-Rooter?

Twenty-five Cents.

What is not enough anymore to call someone who cares?

smut games

What is responsible for a renewed appreciation for dictionaries?

Pork rinds, Dr. Pepper and a bug zapper

What is the perfect Date in the Ozarks?

Jerry Springer

WHO is the perfect date in the Ozarks?


Rapunzel and Lady Godiva

Who set the record for longest pubic hair in their time?

Snickers, and Shaq

What happened when his pants came off.

work and vacation

Where do you get the most sleep? :D

Anaheim and Charlie

What is it when Mickey waits for Chuck

Night time and soft lighting

What are good conditions for... robbers, murderers and rapers ?:eek:

Seriosly: What are good conditions for... the growth of... mushrooms? :D


The rocket in my pocket.

What is the modern version of Mae West's, "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Butt plug.

What is the name of the latest over-the-counter Anti-diarrhea remedy?


Over the river and through the woods

Where is Murphy's house?

Tiptoe thru the tulips.

what my tongue likes to do


So long and thanks for the fish

Who is the most libidinous woman in the famed O'licious clan of County Cork, Ireland?

Malted Milk

What do you call fermented cow juice.

Go Caution Stop

What happens to the typical Higschool boy when he starts "running the bases" with his girlfriend?

Poco

What is a polite musical direction used to inform someone "to get back on track!"

Insanity, Sanity, Pixies

What is the mental growth of a Pixies Perv?

Strangers in the night...

What would you call the vistors to Pixie's Chatroom??


Turkey, stuffing, and gravy

What does a domme look for in her charges?

Surfcasting

What is predicting whether a site has porn before you open your browser?


caramel, hotsauce and pickles

What can pussy juice taste like????

fudge and cream

What is the newest astroglide flavor being testmarketed with the "anal" crowd.

storage boxes and crayons

How do you keep things colorful and with-in the lines?

A big "Fat" bone

What is something to replace that baseball bat with in DD's thread?

horn dog.

What do you call the sort of guy who honks from his car at a good looking girl walking on the street to get her attention?

flying fish

Which fish have escaped being in B&J's Phish Food ice cream?

Milk Maid.

How was the girl been called that was famous for lots of blowjobs??

grunting, slurping and moaning