Help, I need a blowjob. :bj:

I'll send a pixie fairy to you DB

Help, I need somebody to ride with me tomorrow and keep me company

If it weren't so far ... darn it. :)

Help, I need someone to loan me a plane ... a pilot ... and the fuel. :D

haha thanks DB!

Help,I need somebody to go turn on the shower so the water will be warm if I ever get up!

I could use a pair of hands on these sore shoulders

Help ... I need to find a copy of my birth certificate.

Did you check that top drawer?

Help I need somebody to come help me pick out my clothes for tonight.

Did you say you needed someone to come help pick you out of your clothes tonight. :drool:

Oh, shucks, that's not what you said.

Help ... I need someone to make sure I don't mis-read these things. :D :D

Help ... I need someone to give me the winning Power Ball numbers!

Help, I need someone to rub my neck and shoulders.

Help, I need somebody to come stay the night and watch the baby and let us sleep

Help, I need to go get something to drink from the kitchen.

*BUMP*

Help, I need someone to give me a blowjob.

:bump:

Help!! I need someone to cure this cold for me!

Help, I need somebody to give me a back/neck/scalp/shoulder massage.