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Show me a sunrise ... and I'll show you the favorite part of my day.
Show me a happy face ... |
Show me a happy face ...and I'll show you a content person
show me a bar owner |
Show me a bar owner... and you will see a man that sees it all.
Show me a new car.... |
Show me a new car....and I'll show you someone who has big payments ahead
Show me a woman with no clue... |
and I'll show you a guy willing to help her...
show me a warm but rainy day... |
...and I'll show you a woman who hasn't been outside yet
Show me a man who is finally home... |
Show me a man who is finally home ... and I'll show you a man who is quite happy.
Show me a loving wife .... |
Show me a loving wife and I will show you a well deserved husband.
Show me a lonely wife.... |
Show me a lonely wife....and I'll show you a thoughtless husband.
Show me a busy schedule ... |
show me a busy schedule... and i'll show you a stressed out person
show me a messy room |
show me a messy room and I'll show you someone who hasn't been home to clean it
show me a tired pixie |
Show me a tired pixie ... and I'll show you someone that finally got home and cleaned it. :D :D
Show me a sale on Kleenex ... |
Show me a sale on Kleenex.....and someone with a cold is there!
Show me a new dress..... |
Show me a new dress.....and I"ll show you a hot woman wearing it
show me a 24 of beer |
Show me a 24 of beer and I will show you some friends getting together.
Show me a spring day..... |
Show me a spring day.....and I"ll show you a big smile on my face
show me a hug from a new friend |
Show me a hug from a new friend and I will show you someone with a great big smile.
Show me a porn movie.... |
Show me a porn movie....and I'll show you someone who'll watch it with you
show me an expensive dinner |
Show me an expensive dinner ... and I'll show you an anniversary or an expense account. :)
Show me an unzipped fly ... |
Show me an unzipped fly ...and I'll show you a very happy guy
show me a naked woman standing in front of me |
show me a naked woman standing in front of me... and I'll show you a woman about to move into a more acessible position.
Show me a butt encased in tight blue jeans... |
Show me a butt encased in tight blue jeans...and I'll show you a guy imagining her fully revealed. :)
Show me a three ring binder .... |
Show me a three ring binder ....and I'll show you my "black book" LOL
show me a boring hockey game |
Show me a boring hockey game ... and I'll show you where to find the beer booth.
Show me a cop with a radar gun ... |
Show me a cop with a radar gun ...and I'll show you a line up of people slamming on their brakes
show me a cop who wants to frisk you |
Show me a cop that wants to frisk you...and I will show a cop with his hands full.
Show me a woman with a porn video.... |
Show me a woman with a porn video ... and I'll show you a woman who's thinking along the same lines as me. :D
Show me a condom salesman ... |
and I'll show you a guy happy to demonstrate his products
show me a milk man |
show me a milk man ... and I'll show you someone that likes to keep abreast of things. :)
Show me Timon and Pumbaa ... |
Show me Timon and Pumbaa ...and I'll show you no worries, mate!
show me a health club for women only |
show me a health club for women only ... and I'll show you a line of guys wanting to work there.
Show me a stopped watch ... |
Show me a stopped watch ...and I'll show you a stitch in time
show me a brothel |
Show me a brothel ... and I'll show you a place that welcomes strangers.
Show me a new car ... |
Show me a new car ... and I'll show you a happy insurance agent.
Show me a nude picture ... |
and I'll show you a happy viewer. :)
Show me a busy Pixie's Place ... |
Show me a busy Pixie's Place ...and I'll show you someone behind on the posts
show me a busy pixie |
and I'll show you someone most likely typing one handed. :D
Show me someone sick of politics as usual........... |
Show me someone sick of politics as usual...and I'll show you the average voter.
Show me a bucket of fried chicken ... |
Show me a bucket of fried chicken I and I will show you a home where Mom's away...
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Show me a bucket of fried chicken ...and I'll show you the fat going right into my arteries :D LOL
show me a relaxing day |
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