Bed clothes are fun to shed.

Shed your inhibitions and join me in frolicking naked through the surf.

Surf the web and find some porn

Porn scares some people.

People who scare easily shouldn't search for porn.

Porn is fun to watch while fooling around with your sweetie.

Sweetie, I would willing fool around with you

You would be a fool not to want to fool with such a beauty

Beauty is as beauty does.

Does she really give good head?

Head Start programs help.

Help me find something

Something as wonderful as rugby should never be trivialised

Trivialized topics are misunderstood topics.

Topics for discussion today are: Is Masturbation bad for you and Where do all the nice girls go after dark.

after dark the neighbors will be able to view our escapade through the open curtains

Curtains can be drawn to stop the prying eyes

prying eyes are part of the thrill

Thrill me baby, make me moan

me, moan? well I suppose I was a bit loud officer.

Officer, she said she wanted to be tied up, spanked and left on the front lawn

Lawn darts as a sex toy?

As a sex toy, his mistress would loan him out to her friends

her friends loved when wednesday came around

Around here, anything goes.

Goes wherever possible.

Possible some day we'll all get to meet. :)

Meet each other with handshakes and hugs.

Hugs for the ladies sounds especially nice.

Nice AV there DB, are you advertising?

Advertising on TV is often pretty stupid.

Stupid is as stupid does

Does anyone really care about TV?

TV stations that up the volume on commercials should not get their license renewed.

Renewed interest by some of our missing Pixies would be appreciated.

Appreciated a nice email I got today.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Life is precious and should never be wasted.

Wasted time here on the computer isn't good when we could be making love with our Sweetie.

Sweetie is a nice way to refer to your partner.