me three. roflmao

Not being on the list to get a radical movie about Islam :p

I hear IowaMan has an extra copy he might send you Lilith.

My wanker of an ex, just for a change :rant:

Roommates. ...and they're not even mine!

Nothing............ yet!

The drop in temperature. It's due, just not wanted yet. :(

No drop in temp. It's 90 here for Fall Festival.

Dreams that made my last hour or so of sleep less than relaxing. :(

My Xbox 360 broke down with a single red light of death and 3 months out of warranty, not the new extended to 3 years warranty but just the single year since it isn't a red ring of death error. So I get to pay microsoft an additional 90 bucks for a system that is barely a year old. Bastards

I see you found the MS Timer chip. ;)

A sloppy job by a co-worker.

Sloppy paperwork by a client on a mail run, & then having postal employees school me for somebody else's incompetence.

It's called collateral damage, Scotz.

It's also called, "Not in my job description!"



At least by me....

A bunch of little ticky-tacky things, leading to the grand piss-off trying to get thru the non-responsive voice mail of AT&T. I just wanna get some answers about my bill...

I picked up my wife's cell phone to recharge it and about six things fell crashing to the floor. :(

Being awake when I don't have to be.

Kid that won't pack up her toys.

Turning on my camera to find that there are no pictures saved on my memory card when there should be around 300 of them. :headbang:

Pouring about 1/4 cup of whole black pepper corns all over the kitchen floor...hard as Hell to get them cleaned up. The vacuum and the broom hated the pieces! :(

My horse in the Melbourne cup came 54754965843735th out of 22.

Look on the bright side, it took 21 other horses to beat yours :wink:

I was really looking forward to that last bite of my hot dog, turned out that Riley-dog was looking forward at it as well; bitch snatched it right out from between my fingers...

What really steamed my shorts was the way she looked up at me like, "Well? Aren't you gonna fix me another one?" :banghead:

Finding a package of food (example...chips) with very little left in it.

You might as well finish it cause there isn't enough to properly have some for dipping in the cheese!!!!!!

I slept wrong last night and woke up with a very sore back and I'll be damned if I could find the muscle relaxers that my doctor had prescribed to me a couple of months ago when I screwed the damn thing up in the first place. :mad:

Notre Dame.

My god they were pathetic against USC tonight. :mad:

A big angry liberal complaining that Barack Obama is a sell out.

Two yucklehead security rent-a-cops who refused to comprehend that I was trying to deliver 2 packages to FedUp (oops, FedEx), not ship them...

my mom & grandpa driving drunk to go to the hospital to visit my grandma who had quadruple bypass surgery this morning...THEN my mom calling me this eveing (after I'd done bitched her out for the drunk driving thing) and wanting me to take her to the liquor store....

(((ShadowDancer)))


Protesters pissed me off today. Them, and the lack of security that allowed them to do what they did :rant:

My children's father is beginning to piss me off today.

Internet Explorer closing on me just after I finished up typing a long song lyric, but just before I could post it :mad:

Bugger.

Again or still? :hair:

A client that thinks she is just too cool, who when I greeted her, walked right past me to someone else to say hello. Creep

Just an idea, write them in Word or notepad, then copy and paste when you're happy with them.

:lol: Usually I copy and paste the lyrics over from a website that has the lyrics, but I couldn't find a site with this song that didn't require me spending a lot of time editing it so it was readable :rofl:

But I should use Word, guess I just never think to, apparently my common sense is a bit slower than my thoughts.

Nah, I've just had longer to be bitten.

SNOW....... :ranting:

I know BIBI, I tried to get there but Mrs OF wouldn't tell me where my snowshoes are.