Larger assholes are found no where in nature than on the male hippopotamus.

The male hippopotamus, however, is no match for the incredible size of a whale penis.

penis size is totally irrelevant. It is tongue length and dexterity I am concerned with. :p

with out sex life would be as much fun

fun fun fun until Daddy took the T-Bird away

Away over the horizon is a place where sex is non-stop, rugby is played every day and beer flows in streams from the ground

from the ground she looked up at the sexy man extending a hand to help her up, she had always been clumsy but this time it paid off.

off the cuff he remarked "I don't normally make a habit of picking up strange women, but you looked like you needed it"

it is wonderful to have multiple orgasms

orgasms can be distracting if you are driving at the same time

Time is something that should always allowed for when contemplating sex.

contemplating sex is my second favourite pastime

favourite pastime of Welsh men appears to be perving at Pixies and perving not at Pixies

Pixies provides a meeting place for depraved perverted individuals to make friends with like minded lucky people

people are grateful to have met said perverts;)

Perverts say and perverts do, perverts running naked say how do you do

Do all of us here at Pizie's tend to rampant hornieness?

Hornieness is my middle name!!! :D

Name me a sexual position, and I'll do LoveDiva that way... to start!

Start to finish he spent every minute devoted to her pleasure

Pleasure and pain, two sides of the same whip.

whip in hand she strode into the room

The room seemed to crackle with sexual energy as she approached the fuzzy bum. ;)

"Bum ... show me your bum, you bum," she shouted!

She shouted, "Get that fuzzy bum over here right now, unless you want to feel my whip!!!"

Whip me ... hmmm ... sticks and stones may break my bones ... but whips and chains excite me. :D

Me? Well, I'm more a 'cuffs and ropes' man myself.

Myself, me, I... none of us can wait to get to the sweetness on the other side of that whip handle.

"Handle the pain? Of course I can" he said through gritted teeth as the whip left another crimson calling card across his shoulders

His shoulders glistened with the drops of water that rolled down his body from the spray of the shower head.

Heads you lose - get your tits out

Tits out in the open, soaking up the rays of the sun and nipples reacting to the slight chill of the ocean air.

air on the side of caution, smooth some sun block on those delicate nipples

delicate nipples are considered a fine treat for the group at shady rest retirement village.

Village People look-alikes can be found in YMCAs in every major city

City lights block the light of the stars at night, but the neon can hold it's own appeal

appeal to your sense of adventure and dance naked in the moonlight

dance naked in the moonlight with a handsome mysterious stranger whose eyes are lit, but the rest of his face is in shadow.

Shadows race across the room as we make love all day

day night any times good for some loving